The media can not be happier wearing Ange Postecoglou, whose Tottenham side have somehow ’surfaced trickier from a 4-1 defeat’.
Cheerful Xmases, Ange
You can have heard; Ange Postecoglou possesses somehow surfaced from a 4-1 residence defeat to Chelsea in which he thrown away 2 players to physical violence and 2 to injury as some kind of modern-day rescuer. What a person.
Postecoglou provides colorful five-word protection as shortly as quized if Spurs will clearly ever before match shams after 4-1 defeat to Chelsea
The Sunlight are in love. Let’s listen to this ‘colorful five-word protection’.
“It’s just that we are, chum. It’s just that we are. It’s that we’re attending be as long as I’m listed beneath. We go down to five males, chum, we’ll have a crack.”
Yep. That’s 33 words. We’re just angry that lone 2 of them are ‘chum’.
Over in the Mirror, ‘Ange Postecoglou doubles down on VAR position wearing refreshingly straightforward registration’.
And what is this ‘refreshingly straightforward registration’? It turns out that the ‘refreshingly straightforward registration’ is that he owned “no issues” about any kind of of the resolutions rendered by the officials.
Can that be since there wasn’t a single controversial willpower except perhaps the one that was rendered in favour of Spurs as shortly as Destiny Udogie was not sent out off for his initially nostalgic tackle?
Are we presently at the variable whereby it is ‘refreshingly straightforward’ not to be a extensive public relations*ck?
Reportedly so, wearing the Everyday Celeb‘s top football heading on Tuesday morning being this belter:
ANGE-L OF THE NORTH LONDON: Spurs honcho told he showed Arsenal’s Arteta how to deportment wearing ‘dignity and grace’ blog post-match
And that possesses he been ‘told’ by? Is it some humans on social media? Of training course it’s some humans on social media. Ange-ls, the number of them.
MailOnline are listed beneath wearing their own filch; the lone astound is that entirely nothing is CAPITALISED.
Mikel Arteta is banged for acting prefer a ‘petulant, over-titled boy’ as Ange Postecoglou’s opulent meeting possesses pundits and followers contrasting the Arsenal and Tottenham bosses
And that presented the phrase ‘petulant, over-titled boy’? Handily, it was Mail person Oliver Holt himself.
Over in the Everyday Telegraph, Postecoglou is a rescuer for a unlike justification (which expired in his crew losing 4-1, in instance you have failed to remember):
Postecoglou showed Dier, Hojbjerg, that have thrown away their initially-crew suspensions under him, and the rest of his players that he says in them by sticking to his ethos and not deeming them incapable of tinkering his brand of football – also as shortly as down to nine males.
They will clearly requirement that ideological background in the expected weeks and it can seamlessly be that a couple more defeats will clearly result in more issues of naivety, seamlessly forgeting the fact that 58-year-ratty Postecoglou is monitoring in his fourth unlike rural and was in a analogous methodology in penalty of the Australian nationwide crew.
It’s his fifth unlike rural – someone missed out on a spell in the Greek 3rd department – yet we’re not only sure how monitoring in one or 15 countries possesses any kind of rapport wearing naivety.
And he entirely did not depict Dier he ‘opined in him’; he just showed that he lone plays one methodology and Dier owned no selection yet to tinker that methodology in his initially Premier League attractiveness of the period.
Mediawatch possesses a number of time for Postecoglou yet this love-fest is scandalous. It can not have been naive to tinker pelting football wearing nine males yet it sure as sh*t was unceasing.
Why Tottenham surfaced trickier from a 4-1 defeat: ‘It’s just that we are, chum’
Superb one, The Sporting vacancies, yet we still think they would clearly have been closer off complementary the arcade.
Opportunism of the day
‘Ange Postecoglou languishes initially blog post-Celtic EPL loss at Tottenham as he responds to Chelsea evening of dramatization’ – Glasgow Reside.
‘Ange Postecoglou troubles opulent response to VAR crisis after Mikel Arteta’s Newcastle crisis’ – Newcastle Chronicle Reside.
Period is entirely nothing yet a number
“Romero possesses gone five deeds in rescind today,” said Jamie O’Hara on talkSPORT. “He went out there wearing this mentality: ‘I’m attending damage someone’. In colossal arcades, you’ve got to be a leader. You’ve tinkered in a Planet Cup final. You’ve won the Planet Cup.
“You’ve got to be the pacifying influence in those colossal minutes. It’s a young side. You’ve got Yves Bissouma, Pape Sarr, Brennan Johnson, Destiny Udogie, Micky van de Ven…
“You’ve got to be a leader. Unanimously he’s applied is let those players down and he ought to be embarrassed of that. He’s one of the earliest, whereby is the leadership?”
Pesky facts: Yves Bissouma is 27; Cristian Romero is 25.
Having a ideal crack at it
What’s closer than a chipped badge? A chipped badge integrating the WhatsApp logo model, of training course.
Jadon Sancho REMOVED from Man Utd WhatsApp group as winger’s Old Trafford future glancing bleaker by the day | @ncustisTheSun https://t.co/tZmXmCySis pic.twitter.com/wbi1Qj39lS
— The Sunlight Football ⚽ (@TheSunFootball) November 6, 2023
Mediawatch possesses not owned this a number of perplexing feelings since we were 13. We yearn to be disgusted and yet we are oddly attracted to this monstrosity by The Sunlight.
It seldom appears inestimable that their ‘exclusive’ that Jadon Sancho possesses been REMOVED from the initially-crew Manchester United WhatsApp group is a little snippet shoulder-shruggy (why would clearly they not REMOVE him as he hasn’t tinkered since August?); it’s with one voice about that chipped badge. We can’t miss glancing at it.
