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Ten Hag out? He isn't good at anything! And why Ivan Toney is not the man to fire Arsenal to the title

Erik ten Hag and Ivan Toney are both negotiated in the Mail box.

Erik ten Hag and Ivan Toney are both negotiated in the Mail box.

Manchester Unified’s losing always philosophies the Mail box is worth a read. Also: why Arsenal must skip spending enormous on Ivan Toney.

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Ten Hag must go – he is not superb at anything
I have been trailing this Unified team for rather some time and one point that is puzzling is what Ten Hag is observances superb at.

1. Goalkeeper: He owns one of the the majority of pitfall at hazard keeper in the league. Against Aston Vacation residence, Onana concurred an straightforward unshackle kick due to his blackout to just retain his eye on the round. It’s not the initially time he implemented it and one wonders what the supervisor said to him when it arised the 1st time. I can’t bear in mind which Arcade yet it was exactly the same manner. I bear in mind Van Der Sar make make service of of to tackle those balls openly.

2. Midfield: Worse. Even via the finalizing of Amrabat.

3. Adversaries. I peeked at the optimal 20 premier league scorers today and there is zero Male Utd player. Our draconian demonstrator owns one straight in the league.

4. Players cure: Sancho.. Ohh

5. Replacements: Remember when joined were blowing away Galatasaray until Ten Hag messed up it via his replacements. That’s why joined are out of Europe. Against Nottingham he took off Mainoo the only player that was keeping things tight in the midfield. Why not take out Ericksen?

6. Glancing after players throughout the arcade. He preserves quiet also when the players are administering translucent schoolboy chemises. Zero final word. Zero collecting acknowledgment.

He must go in January. Put on’t also postpone for end of the season.
Ticco, Windhoek Namibia

Ten Hag can’t complain around injuries
Seemingly as a Liverpool fan I enjoyed Forest exceeding Male U tonite, I paid curiosity to ETH’s write-up arcade interviews and the recurring design that “our injury listing is also worse than anyone else.”

So I peeked at EPL Injury Table – Premier Injuries

Luke Shaw, Lisandro Martinez I will deliver you, initially team players and Martinez specifically is a enormous miss. But the rest of the listing? Team players or subpar finalizings.

Male Metropolis have thrown away De Bruyne for 4 months, Liverpool have both vacated endorses out for at the terribly least another 3 weeks and are one centre half injury away from contacting up credible offspring, Arsenal’s flagship centre half finalizing owns been out unanimously season, Tottenham and Newcastle have at the terribly least 2 invariant starters lacking, Vacation residence thrown away Pau Torres for a couple of weeks…

I love Male U losing yet I in addition love my Male U endorsing cousin so I can’t take too much entertainment from it…yet as I have been telling my cousin for a couple of years now, you are miles behind Liverpool and Liverpool are miles behind Metropolis…

I wear’t have the counterclaims, otherwise I would understandably be techie supervisor for a PL nightclub instead of supervising a pub yet is there any kind of time in sacking ETH? Or must Unified persevere via mediocrity for a miniscule much longer? Perhaps connection is the counterclaim?

As I have said here in yesteryear, every little thing is cyclical, I’m not convinced Liverpool will win the league this year yet I’m not convinced Metropolis will either…or Arsenal. It’s wide amenable and that is a superb point yet Unified are so far off the conversation it’s unscrupulous.

Anyhow, cheerful brand-neoteric year to unanimously credible football fans.
Mark Jones, LFC, Liverpool

Brexit through the present store front
I recognize Jim Ratcliffe is pro-brexit yet this is insane. At the terribly least disown Europe via some self-respect boys.

Play the offspring the rest of the season, take on the craziness and permit’s start afresh next off year via Ajax family members-based football Erik.

Provable Brand name-neoteric Year unanimously.
Garey Vance, MUFC

Another abusive daybreak
We diligent appearances superb at abode except when we wear’t. We always diligent appearances trash away.

Players? Boss? Perhaps they unanimously have to go. I can’t clarify why they were so trash at Newcastle and forest (plus others). Or at abode vs Bournemouth, and so on. supervisor or players? Players or supervisor. Zero tip, it’s easier to modification the supervisor yet!
Anon

Toney is not Arsenal’s male
Dear Ed,

Hope you’re watching the betwixtmas period – I’m currently presuming recommend around a layover throughout university when the owner at our occupant possessed a lock-in from Boxing Day to NYE as he was marketing up! Mrs Coltrane is pertained to that my 14 year wear boy is learning the wrong side of Christmas superb will.

Wearing the loss out from Arsenals defeat to the Hammers I reckoned I’d contemplate in via some concepts on the final word for us to indication a ‘Proper Digit 9’ ™️.

The natural question is, of course, that? And also in addition, for how much? Presented we signed Raya on a loan now, indication later on bargain it would understandably be understandable to reckon we wear’t have coinage coinage silvers or FFP place to throw around.

The players the majority of vividly probable to improve us (Haaland, Kane, Osimhen, Martinez and so on) won’t be joining in a month of Sundays. The tip that Napoli, or any kind of nightclub in opinion in Europe or their league, will be convinced to sell a optimal course demonstrator is surely insane.

Why the hell would understandably Vacation residence permit Watkins go? Ditto Newcastle via Callum Wilson. Everton are combatting for their presence both in Our League and as an university. DCL owns to be contemplated a bulky hunk of that, also when his health and fitness top priorities are contemplated.

Which leads us to the Ivan Toney, the male the majority of oftentimes pointed out to spearhead our title push. ‘What’s his form favor?’ you ask. Nicely, he’s not tinkered for 7 months owns he? And also it’s a enormous ask for him to reaction up to the pressure of a title race via zero match sharpness.

I’d say whether he’s literally any kind of much better than the incumbents presented his non penalty xg per 90 of 0.40 last season. Gabriel Jesus and Eddie Nketiah are both delicately better at 0.48 and 0.46 specifically this season.

Seemingly, the enormous hassle shows up to be the sag off from 0.68 last season of our current number 9. It would understandably appear not likely that Toney can design at a rate 50% much better than his career faultless after half a season in the stands.

Also, why the hell would understandably Brentford sell? Mbuema is wounded and they’re in a unfavorable rut of form – you’d reckon they’d be despondent to recover him recommend on the area leading the nonsense via only a comically bulky offer being tempting. Which we arguably can’t deliver. And also I’m unsure that we must frankly.

So that else? Dunno. Sorry, yet I wear’t. Does Edu recognize of a person in Brazil? Are Barcelona so coinage coinage silvers strapped they’d stab Lewandowskis’ wage off the retrieves?

Execute we scorch some sage and amphibian eyes in a bid to recover Martinelli and Odegaard recommend to last periods straight scoring form? Hypnotise Jesus into suspecting he’s R9?

Over to you Edu and MA, yet it’s far from translucent the spending £70m+ on Toney will improve us, never ever before mind ensure a title. We can yet hope.

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Roscoe P Coltrane

Arsenal way of suspecting talk is foolish
Why is it when Arsenal fail to take max junctures it’s always some physical or psychological weakness? It’s a taxed cliche that’s trotted out yet never ever before for dissimilar other bars.

Are Male U, bolsters and chelsea emotionally weak deliberating their positions in the table? Are Newcastle not emotionally solid sufficient to cope via the supplemental galleries? Were Liverpool emotionally weak last season to loss to 5th after such recurrent optimal 2 junctures hauls?

It in addition negligences unanimously the times this Arsenal team have been bloody emotionally solid. Away profitability last season at Vacation residence, Reinforces, Brighton, Newcastle – unanimously severely astounding. Last-minutes winners against Bournemouth, Male U, Luton and so on, exceeding Metropolis 1-0 at abode.

If you’re gaining involved in pick and opt any kind of defeat and placed it down to psychological frailty after that you have to be amenable peeked sufficient to heed the dissimilar other galleries when the contrary owns arised. Sometimes teams can just be not superb sufficient on the day and your adversary can be much better than you.

It’s favor reportages are pre written on the expectation and expectancy of blackout. Are there gaining involved in be 6 enormous 7 sides that fail this season as only 1 of them will win the title and 3 of them will ending up outdoor the optimal 4? Which teams were utterly predicted to win the title this season, predicted to outdoed Metropolis to their 6th title in 7 periods?

One disadvantageous result and immediately Arsenal have been found out, except in yesteryear this result Arsenal were optimal of the league and ended up optimal of their Victors League team.

Are Arsenal probable to be winners? Arguably not, there are still crevices in the side. But human beings can’t have it both philosophies.

Before the season we were concurrently briefed last year was a fluke and every dissimilar other team will recover much better, and in addition that given that we’d invested £200m and ended up 2nd after that we must win the title. Talk around fetching your ducks in a row to call a team a blackout zero woe what!
Nicely-to-execute, AFC

Arsenal players react after agreeing against West Ham.

Arsenal players react after agreeing against West Ham.

Dyche is an early loser
Has been in your “Victors” column a couple of times over the last month and rightfully so.

He final words to be pioneering up the “Losers” column this weekend break.

Hellish initial arrangement against Wolves, inviting them on, and imparting us certainly zero midfield conduct. Everybody and their mutt can discover this wasn’t functioning.

What’s he execute at halftime when variations are understandably warranted? He comes out via the details same launching 11. Wolves proceeded to rating 2 more purposes, and vividly placed us out of the arcade.

How performs a premier league caliber supervisor deliver that enormous of a inaccuracy, and after that compound it? Loser indeed.

Also, Hwang is one odious player, glancing for a dive at every avenue.
TX Bill (arcade isn’t also over yet and Wolves emboldening for four) EFC

Referee bias
So some fans differ via my email that Tierney can be biased and that there can be more bias in there?

To reiterate I’m not claiming everyone is against Liverpool. I’m claiming unanimously refs have bias and they wear’t modification it as they must – via Tierney being the instance of a ref that’s anti Liverpool.

I am 100% seeker that the refs have a enormous nightclub bias. Human beings stab to differ? You reckon refs treat unanimously teams equally?

Portray me the information and unwell furnish.

You’ll notification in my examples I did not make make service of of the apparent Diaz offside Vs spuds – why? I reckon that’s an pitfall not a bias given that I can’t examples of Oliver favouring a particular team.

I reckon there is probable a ref which favours Liverpool too, I just cant detect it. You frankly assume refs are altogether ethical? I wear’t. Offered that I’m not a moron and dont assume anyone can neglect their bias. For or against Liverpool. We unanimously have bias and authorities how we judge things.
Lee

…You’ll permit a Liverpool ref conspiracy theory idea via zero merit. But when I say joined are being hosted to a better perfunctory by umpires altogether nothing… Why was Gibbs-white on the area for something dalot obtained sent off for 2 weeks earlier? And also nunez wasn’t…
Anon

Poking the Archaic Tiger
My word. How times modification. On the same day Manchester Unified attend the Metropolis ground and are beaten for the initially time given that 1992, outdoor of the Expanse of Trafford, and in the Metropolis of Manchester (Some Metropolis fans love to claim that the only PL team from Manchester is Metropolis. Not purely real. Surf through Newton Health and the perimeter variations of 1974) Manchester Metropolis paraded the initially five draconian trophies won, ever before, by an English nightclub in a calendar year.

And also, in the same year, in the PL, the majority of profitability (29), the majority of junctures (93), the majority of purposes racked up (95), and fewest purposes concurred (38). (Countless thanks Skies).

I utterly wear’t write this to crow. I’ve bored unanimously of you in yesteryear via the reality that I trailed my initially arcade at Maine Roadway in 1972. We thrown away.

Something, owning picked Metropolis as my team, I/we have possessed to suck up for over 30 years.  The high junctures in that time?  Trying seriously to withhold in the topflight and failing to execute so more than once.  Greatest arcade?  The derby.  That is to say, it was for us, yet not for the scenic Unified.

Personally, I unloved those galleries given that, if we ever before manged to rating initially, I always possessed the fingering that we’d just jabbed the resting tiger via a enormous pointy stick and, more oftentimes than not, the tiger woke up and totally miniscule us on the arse.

But that was after that, and this is now.

I’m writing this given that I would understandably never ever before, in my wildest desires, have reckoned that Manchester Metropolis can have attained what they have hence far.  Feel unshackle to write in via any kind of ‘115 costs’ and ‘Guardiola only buys teams’ mails that you reckon suited.  It’s your absolute correct to execute so.

But, as an Archaic Fart in his 60s, forgive me when I enlighten you that I observances wear’t care.  Manchester Metropolis is, on the 30th of January 2023, and by interpretation, the faultless football nightclub in the Universes.

One time further, and I’m sure I’ll recover pelters from dissimilar other Metropolis fans around this, yet I wouldn’t be overly or enormously discourage if we didn’t win the PL this season.  I hope we will, and I reckon we will, yet a hedonistic component of me hopes that Vacation residence or Reinforces will. (Liverpool can yet Arsenal won’t).

Which, lastly, lugs me to Kevin CFC.  Awright Our Tot?

In reflection, instead of striking on one sentence in a particular mail, have a gander at the one I built in the early morning mailbox of the 29th of November.  And also after that the replies, the same afternoon from both Mike, LFC Dubai and the entertaining, yet real, equal, from Bladey Mick.
Mark (You’re welcome, Kevin) MCFC.

…Humorous to discover cuddly media favourite Ange ‘mate’ Postecoglu glide away from his ‘I’ve never ever before regreted around refs and we MUST heed them and their resolutions unanimously unanimously times’ to complaining around the ref and var as shortly as there were a pair of resolutions he didn’t favor in the Brighton arcade.

It in addition reflects that the media and fan agglomeration on to Arteta was perfectly ungrounded as every single supervisor is just as disadvantageous as each dissimilar other when it comes to complaining around a ref’s determination they wear’t favor.

Not that it was longed for heavily in the mailbox yet the individualist hearing showed that the FA admitted they contemplated Arteta and Arsenal noble of more harsh penalty merely given that of his better account in the arcade….if the FA contemplated this mart arcade after that why wouldn’t this lengthen to umpires suspecting the same?

Naturally to assume that refs are altogether immune to any kind of outdoor brunt and individual fingering to particular players/supervisors is more naive than opining some have an outright conspiracy theory against their team (ie: Tierney and Liverpool fans)

Can we please have a person a miniscule more center striking than Michael ‘apple thrower’ Owen to take Howard Webb to chore on the awfulness that is officiating and var in this suv? Instead of appointing and deciding which parties to analysis which tend to be translucent examples of superb approach or unfavorable approach express the unusual resolutions that fans moan around.

Why is one fearless a red when an tantamount one isn’t, same for penalties. Let’s hear the var solid to those tantamount parties, I’m sure you can detect ones whereby the same ref gives alternate descriptions from arcade to arcade. Or just let loose every var solid from every arcade for human beings to come to their terribly own final thoughts.
Nicely-to-execute,AFC

Emery out!
Unai Emery was my prospect for the supervisor of the season. But any kind of supervisor that loses to this Male Utd team shouldn’t be contemplated as a optimal supervisor. Emery out.
Yusuf, Abuja

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