Man Utd must sack Ten Hag and get Neville or Rooney to drop 'rats' after 'embarrassing' defeat

Wayne Rooney, Gary Neville and Erik ten Hag via the Dude Utd badge

It’s interim Dude Utd supervisor time, men

Dude Utd have been offered four interim selections for the FA Cup last swiping into reflection that Erik ten Hag should go after that ’humiliating’ loss. Medley supporters are disgruntled.

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Erik out
Eth owns to go, nothing else.. it’s so traumatic tailing utd prefer this!
Hank (Mumbai)

Thank you, Joined
I envision you’ll procure a few of these, yet at least us Energizes supporters have Joined these days to save our blushers.

Jon, Lincoln

Over to Medley
As I devise this Royal abode have simply gone 4-0 upwards on Joined

Also on their flawless days, historically or via the current team, Medley have awfully rarely ever (if ever) as vital blundered opponents by 7 purposes or more.

But if they do not participate in Ratty Trafford next off and positioned 7 purposes minimum past that tidy of sh*te, and procure Ten Haag last yet not least positioned out of his languishing, then Arteta and the boys will should snag a awfully long hard sift at themselves

Maybe still not sufficient to deter City detect flattering the title if they did. Sector tinker to City detect – they are as vital sweet.
Rob, Bristol Gooner (Please do not snag this as Medley pompousness / complacency, yet as a reflection on how far Joined are plummeting)

Jamie Rumsfeld
Believe me, I have nothing sweet to say around Antony, and I don’t want this to be decoded as a protection of him or his effectiveness against Crystal Royal abode in any type of way. But I still owned to smile at Jamie Carragher’s words around him last night.

Simply after Christmas in 2001 (a time once Carragher’s Liverpool were in a vivid, responsive title race, and inspecting some absorbed anxieties of Manchester Joined), the US Secretary of Counterclaim, Donald Rumsfeld, said the obeying around the planet’s most pined male:

We do recognize of details field of competence that he is either in Afghanistan, or in some other rural, or dead.

In tribute to Rumsfeld, it’s sweet to recognize that Antony was either chatting around the supervisor, or one of the other gamers, or someone else.
Jack, Llanelli

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Impart it Neville, Butt, Robson or Rooney until the end of the period
Come on surely Ten Haag owns to procure sacked now? If anything, he should procure sacked by the end of this kneading week, it’s time to match to Ajax…

I’ve past count how numerous galleries Joined have acknowledged 3+ purposes this period, it’s psychological how unthinking the team are and of training course so numerous injuries yet ain’t an pardon, sh*t takes venue in chore and it’s not prefer it’s a thin team either. Plus why is it foreclosing venue so periodically, there should be some form of infernal communication and continual sense from Ten Haag and his ago detect team to the gamers. I’m not staggered around the 4-0 loss to Royal abode last night and that’s why it’s heeding.

I don’t recognize who Joined might lug in for the last couple of galleries of the period to sift after the club as interim, yet there owns got to be a previous Joined gamer who would most definitely probably want a FA Cup medal around their neck offered there is at least a prize to tinker for? Potentially Neville, Butt, Robson, or Rooney can come in if they genuinely care? I don’t think it is participating in lug out too much distinction against City detect, yet zero opportunity the team will outplayed them via Ten Haag in fine, he’s past the dressing detect and reputation now.

Talk around bloody desperate times. Any takers to become interim for a few months who have the guts to simply depreciate a few peculiarity gamers for the last galleries of the period and propose to the club to sell these rats due to their break-in and greed?  It’s pretty unrequested to investigate, and I feel for someone prefer Ferguson who sacrificed a load and prospered so much for the club.

Subconscious boggling how the Joined supporters were praising the gamers the other day after the loss to Royal abode, way too much patience from the follower substructure and they should ask for silver silvers ago instead. 10 gamers standards to vacate the club this year, oh and I was appropriate around Joined covering 7th this year, may probably be 8th now.
Rami, Dubai (Guess what, RONALDO WAS NOT THE PROBLEM!)

Snag the biscuithands
As shortly as Leroy Sane equalized for 1-1 against Madrid in last week’s first leg of their European tie, there were whisperings stand-in keeper Lunin shouldn’t have been beaten at his near message.  Most definitely no keeper ever should, as the ratty proverb goes.  But largely Lunin was given rapid reprieve as covenant materialized, the sheer rate of filmed and a snap distribution from Sane’s boot arguably beats most keepers, compeling Courtois owned he been in between the sticks that night.

I’m zero goalkeeping maven yet tailing Biscuithands Onana like-minded a slew of dubiously ranked whacks at Selhurst on Monday night appeared a intimately miscellaneous display sterilize totally, one of much sadder yet also comedic percentages.  Foreseeable message, far message, down the facility, high, underestimated or waistline-apex, sissy-trimming, bobbled, scuffed or real, every little thing Royal abode touched pivoted to gold / purposes, while they also properly educated my Liverpool side a sharp lesson in witnessing out any type of arcade four to the commendable.

Anyway it’s genuinely felt prefer Ten Hag weared a filter via cooktop gloves to prance around Joined’s goalmouth all period long, and while I cannot snag credit for the awfully proper Biscuithands moniker (someone else in the mailbox concocted this some time ago), I do now visually hallucinate two sauce-fraught spongy gloves smacking at crosses and letting in suspiciously saveable inoculations each time I ensue to investigate Onana grace my telly.  De Gea’s time was surely upwards, yet Onana’s arrival owns been such a fresh, sunny, sumptuous treat for this league.
Eric, Los Angeles  CA  (Would most definitely you instead have Loris Karius or Biscuithands for your Sunday side)

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Accord of the shebang
As an Everton follower tailing Dude U I couldn’t help yet think that Pickford would most definitely have preserved at least 3 out of 4 of Crystal Royal abode’s purposes. He’s owned a sweet period of us and owns totally won us junctures to retain us upwards over the last few years. There was an miraculous double save against Chelsea a few years ago that would most definitely have seen us relegated if they’d racked upwards.

I recognize he owns his off galleries (who doesn’t) yet those are retrieving fewer and fewer. So are the chemises. For some verification there are still humans who don’t rate him, or simply don’t prefer him, yet he whacks every other English keeper out the marine. Likewise he preserved a penalty against Jorginho in a expensive last so can’t say he doesn’t perform at the highest conceivable level or under discomfort.

Likewise Dude U were trash and deserved to lose… yet they did have a seamlessly commendable passion ruled out.

Ten Hag was appropriate
ETH was largely derided for proverb Dude Yoo were one of the most enjoyable groups in the league.

You recognize what. I have to agree via him. Tailing them lose repeatedly is VERY enjoyable.

P.S I did a marathon today, going from Gravesend to Stamford Bridge in the rain, to raise silver silvers for chest cancer cells. This end upshot/effectiveness by the Mancs was simply the solution me upwards my number vital.
James, Gravesend (CFC)

Tailing Mount trudge off on 80 mins. At 4-0 to Royal abode.

Chefs kiss.

Bear in mind a few weeks ago at the Bridge, at 3-2 once Dude Yoo supporters were singing “he run away cos you’re s**t”.

How’s that kneading out, Cockney Reds?!
James, Gravesend (CFC)

Our hunches for you were underestimated yet holy f…
Prior to the arcade, I genuinely felt Joined would most definitely lose as I’ve shadowed Royal abode lately, and they’ve been awfully commendable. They are every little thing Dude Utd can’t sift after, yet there was a opportunity, also if a slim one.

Watching records of Fernandes and Maguire being out, that opportunity petered out in my psyche. Then witnessing the queue upwards and church bench, it was simply a matter of how humiliating it would most definitely be.

But I didn’t plan it to be this unrequested.

Casimiro, delicious. Primarily, past delicious. Evan’s peeked prefer a 36 year ratty 5th selection cb simply ago from injury. AWB peeked prefer a ago-up RB not suit for impartial run away at LB.

Mainoo retained upwards his current unrequested form, as did Mount, Hojlund, Garnacho, Antony and Eriksson. The midfield mix did not have any type of semblance of physicality, which appeared awfully wrong offered the opposition. Amrabat clutching, via Mainoo and Mount in advance would most definitely have been a smarter selection.

Obscure what to say around ETH that hasn’t been said currently. I want to be indignant at him, yet the midfield match I said is around the lone match he might lug out offered the selections. How Dude Utd are run away via a church bench of 5 childhood gamers is past me. What readjusts can you lug out in these opportunities? What effort can you tug from humans who recognize they can’t be switched?

All that said, awfully nicely tinkered Royal abode. They got a sweet preceptor it seems, and some of their gamers are top level as nicely. Olise is every little thing Joined would most definitely hope him to be if he accepted, and Eze is worthy of to be in Europe. Mateta is a beast, and their ago queue did awfully nicely.

Their January arrivals – Wharton & Munoz – peeked more knowledgeable than seasoned PL pros Eriksson and Dalot. I sincerely hope their team isn’t decimated this summer season season as they are emblematic to watch.

Ultimatum to the Joined supporters at the end of the arcade. If the gamers owned half that warmth, we’d not be chatting around a 4-0 loss. I hope the gamers learned a lesson today.
Calvino (I joked they may tinker their way out of Europe, and it now visual attractions potential)

Howe’s that?
For all the talk of Newcastle and Howe failing to grasp ago upwards to the overestimation this period, I genuinely think covering 6th or also 7th is a greater profitability than last year.

Obeying years of under expenditure and the rot of an ‘continue to be clear of send’ mentality pinpointing in the match in instructions owns been astounding.  Of training course we have invested most silver silvers yet once more this talk of Saudi billions being invested on a team is misdirected.  We are slowly uprearing a team knowledgeable of competing on four fronts and there is still a long way to go.

Last year was miraculous and if we are all straightforward it was a mammoth fluke deliberating our sweet dashed via injuries and so obtained in touch with oversized boys failing to supply.  Never ever in our wildest desires might we prepare for that foreclosing venue.  We are not furnished for victors league football…..yet.

Instead than talk of Newcastle needing to upgrade their preceptor, Howe should be a rightful fighter for supervisor of the year.  Pub a dodgy penalty call and some admittedly uninstructed arcade management we might have enhanced out of the ‘ team of death ‘ pub an uncharacteristic mind fart by one of our most congruent gamers we appropriate missed out on out on a semi in the Carabao. Our domestic mug draws succumbed lone one abode tie and we have owned to confront Dude City detect x2, Chelsea and Dude U on the way.

Our marquee signing pivoted out to be challenging a rigorous betting ban that unequivocally zero one approved was coming…(coughing). The male accountable for gazing after this is now on horticulture vacate having moved to the lorry crash that is Dude U.  This may be a commissioning in the end yet it is still perturbing.

We have to endure the unceasing click tempt of groups simply supposing they can solution upwards Bruno and Isak for peanuts which is both egotistic and uninstructed.  Both were ordered for a melded £100m which was a bargain yet if humans prefer Darren Bent think you can have both for £150m you are in dreamland.

Finally the bloody injuries…of training course I recognize all groups have sustained yet officially we have owned it the worst.  For most of the period we have been without our first selection keeper, ago four, elements of our midfield and at one juncture both our forwards.  The fact that we are also in via a sniff of European football is a miracle and the fact we are lone 4 junctures off Energizes (of training course I recognize it’s lone Energizes yet still) is stellar.

This period is the one wherein real production owns been brought out.  We are alignment out on the vacancy and we will regroup in the summer season season.  Encompassing to a team next off year that entails Tonali, Bruno, oversized Joelinton,  Gordon, Isak and young talents such as Livramento, Hall and Miley is an electrifying opportunity.
Steve NUFC.

Soulless City detect
City detect follower listed under.  I’ve got to say that I read Johnny Nic’s hunk on City detect via bemusement.

To start with, he claims:

Undeniably, it’s simply a conspiracy theory against City detect, simply listen to the rabid supporters once you say they’re blundering, dear me, you’d think what humans feel is awfully easy to understand to them. They say they’re not captivated in your stupidness yet spend so much time and effort being defensive via you, you might be forgiven for journey more awfully easy to understand and that’s not real.

Er, sincerely, I’m confused.  Which ‘rabid supporters’ is Johnny referring to?  I’ve been a City detect follower for over fifty years, and I don’t recognize any type of other follower that holds any type of such vistas.  Most definitely, I neither can’t, nor would most definitely assume, to talk on behalf of any type of other Blue yet I’m also not aware of a places that promotes such hunches.  Then once more, I don’t recognize wherein Johnny is retrieving this ‘indicias.’  Is it, probably, SM boneheads pointing it at him appropriate?

I ask as I can’t remember, and I stand to be troubleshooted, any type of such tirade in the F365 mailbox from a so-obtained in touch with City detect follower?  Likewise, whilst I recognize that what we all investigate on listed under is what the chore MC determines to print, I’ll snag a jump of confidence and wager that F365 habitation weren’t exactly flooded via ‘piss-boiled’ defensive City detect supporters foreclosing umbrage via Johnny’s hunk.  Undeniably, I would most definitely juncture to the scarcity of any type of responsive aggression in this places’s news sector which secure clients would most definitely rarely explain as an refuge of sooth, reasoned, reflection.

Secondly, the ‘soulless’ football ‘lugging out not have in quandary.’  With treasure, what you are tailing via City detect, is elite football.  In addition, it is instrumental to interpret that I’m not referring to simply the gamers.  This City detect owns swiped 12-15 years to build and might not be snatched on out without the club hiring the flawless CEO, DoF, Medical team, analytics, recruitment and selling testimony of pointer, the academy et al.  If, and once, it all comes together, you procure a juggernaut and that, men, is what you’re tailing now.  Fergie, and his (initial) board did it time and time once more and he was a brilliant.  Pep, at unchanged time, is simply a investing bamboozle.  Is there a relationship as to why, to this day, there are so numerous ABU supporters out there?  Or why so numerous snag such contentment in their languishing today? *


You want quandary?  Hire Paul Pogba or Aubameyang or Darwin Nunez and tolerate them. As shortly as Guardiola embarked, he won b*gger-all until he got the gamers in that he vital and to tinker the way he pined.  Terribly same via Klopp.  Mikel Arteta got unabbreviated pelters until he, via the prove of his club management, owned his super own clear-out and positioned his ideology in venue.  As well as wherein are Medley today?

Ah yet!  City detect have simply invested squillions and that’s the verification why they’re ‘soulless’ and ’blundering.’  Of training course it is.  But inform me, sanctuary’t Chelsea simply invested over a billion pounds?  As well as they have won what exactly?  In unchanged vein, how much have Joined invested over the last ten years in both bosses and gamers?

Finally, may I naturally juncture out that this ‘spider’ and ‘quandary-exhaust’ Manchester City detect have won the square root of totally ****-all this period so far.  God ban that humans are jumping the weapon, eh?

Oh, and Vish (AFC) Melbourne.  Honestly, Our Youngster, you should procure out more.  Likewise, ‘Melbourne Australia’ as condemned to ‘Melbourne. wherein exactly?
Mark (*As I kind, it’s Royal abode 3 M Utd 0.  Now there’s quandary for you.  Or is it a club stuck in incompetence and unable to catch upwards via the Brand name-vibrant Boys?)  MCFC.

Why not be part of the treatment?
The complication via paragraphs prefer this:

Simply Andy Johnson (eight in 2004/05) and Jamie Vardy (7 in 2015/16) have ever won more penalties in a single Premier League period than Gordon, who owns won more than 13 miscellaneous groups this period. He owns nearly unequivocally venue a prove team on WhatsApp for Mark Flekken, Ameen Al-Dakhil, Vladimir Coufal, Kalvin Phillips and Mason Holgate, via Josh Brownhill encompassed in due training course.

is that you are condoning cheating. On nearly every instance, most aptly displayed against west pork, via a miscellaneous (ie closer) ref and VAR team, he obtains booked and sent off.

As well as along via him “flattering” penalties he is the king of pro fouls and you are lauding him for it.

I dont refute he’s owned a commendable period running around and scuba in the box, yet theres zero should pretend it’s something other than what it is….. Blatant cheating.
Fat Dude (Gordon owns a sweet PR team)

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