One insanely angry Chelsea follower has collected a tremendously sweary ‘maintain, financing or sell’ list which embarassments their recruitment under two years of Clearlake.
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No likey, no lighty
I devised in last year with a list of the Chelsea squad and also that I would maintain, financing or sell.
Its pilfered pretty a tiny much longer this year, admiration why.
Sanchez – Sell. Cant tinker out from the back, destroying recorded stopper.
Jorgenson – Retain I guess. I dunno.
Petrovic – Retain, was much much better than Sanchez last period, but is kit to be marketed. That’d have presumed.
Kepa – Sell, sweet lord sell.
Slonina – Sell, what was the time.
Bettinelli – Sell, its time.
Bergström – Retain, if simply since I have a soft establish for Finland.
Colwill – Retain.
Disasi – Retain, but simply since the assorted other selections are so destroying.
Badiashile – Sell. So, so destroying. Unfathomably destroying.
Fofana – Retain, if simply I’d love to browse through him tinker a complete period.
Adarabioyo- Retain. He was preserve, that’s the simply part. *
Chalobah – KEEP YOU CLEARLAKE MORONS. *
Cucurella – Retain, he has verified he has talent
Chillwell – Sell, too injury unthinking and also simply jobs with a wing back mechanism (which Chelsea have to arguably earn use of but hey-ho)
James – Sell – browse through overhead.
Gusto – Retain, one of the terribly few signings to have functioned.
Caicedo – Retain, but sweet lord needs to enrich.
Lavia – Retain, not noted sufficient but appearances swearing.
Veiga – Finance – he is a son
Fernández – Stop this ****’s arrangement. A racist and also s**te at tinkering football.
Dewsbury – Hall – Retain since hes merely been bagged, but he is the new-fashioned Drinkwater. *
Chukwemeka – Retain, appearances terrific when not injured. Appearances to be lent. Of course. *
Casadei – Sell, is talented but will never ever before actually tinker for the initially group
Palmer – Via Gusto, the simply one of 2 sweet signings.
Nkunku – Retain, injuries are traumatic, but totally talented
Kellyman – What the f**k am I even to lug out with this one.
Anjorin – Finance, an additional swearing academy player not pretty toting out it yet
Sterling – Sell, he’s been destroying for his criteria at Chelsea, maybe not his shame, but still
Mudryk – Sell, unsalvageabley destroying. Once more maybe not his shame, but still
Neto – Retain, a respectable winger with terribly below-par digits. Yet merely bagged.
Madueke – Retain, maybe this is prejudice but I actually favor him and also the initiative he puts in.
Angelo – Sell, yeah me neither.
Jackson – Retain, he is destroying. In fact destroying. Yet is the simply demonstrator so… *
Lukaku – Sell, ultimately gone. Will conceivably not be missed.
Broja – Sell, has been lent/marketed. Could be missed.
Fofana – Sell, what was the time of this transmit?
Washington – Sell, browse through overhead but with more puzzlement.
Guiu – Retain, did appearance sweet in pre period but no pointer how sweet he is. *
I stored 18 players, 6 of which I postured * beside since the part for preserving them was crazy, or since they are being marketed.
So 13 players I would maintain. Supplementary than fifty percent of those wouldn’t commencing in a ‘behavior Chelsea group’. In fact the simply player on that list that would have bagged in the initially 11 Clearlake solicited would be Palmer. I’m sure simply Palmer and also Gusto would invade the initially 11 of any of the optimal 5 teams from last year.
So 1 player Chelsea have bagged would deliver use in the group that won the Victors League. Out of over 35 bagged. 35. 35. 35.
Won the Victors League. It’s been 2 and also a fifty percent years. How the flying f**k lug out you steal a Victors League winsome squad, spend over a billion and also expire upwards with litter. Uncanny. Criminally inexperienced.
Will conceivably (F**k every guy at Clearlake. You too Winstanley and also Stewart)
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The epic blue dumpster fire
Dear fellow mailboxers,
I recognize we all maintain innumerable nightclubs and also have regards we willingness to troposphere.
The back and also forth about the merits of Gravenbach is unforgettable-ish. Yet you’re utilising upwards sweet dumpster fire stoppage !
The epic blue dumpster fire is as unforgettable as it is pleasurable and also It’ll simply deliver use more funny. Juncture deductions ? Relegations ? A respectable into inanity.
I – and also I’m sure innumerable of you – are beneath for it. And also I haven’t even noted one impressive recent Chelsea follower in the mail box chatting about ongoings. You’re not posting (annneeemooore)
A Chelsea friend of mine spoken to the strategy as “Wheeeeeee!” which appears apt.
I can read about this sh*t all day long with a beaming smile. And also I lug out.
Kudos, rep Boehly. There have to be a statue of you someplace. Feckless, rotund, consuming on a sandwich. Filtering system every inch the American financier soccer guy.
You’re toting out God’s occupational, Todd. Hiring sickening personalities and also then marring them and also the club. You’re in enlargement enabling the few with actual personality escape – favor Gallagher and also maybe Sterling.
The sweet ship Mercenary even has its optimum captain – Enzo.
Captain. Leader. Tale. Racist.
Once more.
Tom E13 (This paraphernalia warms my icy heart. Supplementary ! Supplementary !)
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Can I merely enumerate that I’m broadly relaxed about the enumerate of Chelsea. Make it possible for’s list the godawful offender activities devoted by Chelsea and also their fans in days gone by:
– The club being a cesspool of racism from the fans in Stamford Bridge all the approach into the organization (e.g. Gwyn Williams and also Graham Rix).
– The club having implemented totally nothing to tackle and also punish racism in their fanbase upwards until terribly freshly.
– Bankrolled by Roman Abramovich, a guy that duly took over the Russian human being and also their economy for his super own self-indulgent gain and also that commercialized and also funded Putin.
-Chelsea fans venerating Abramovich instead of recognising that he’s a devilish insane that was utilising London and also Chelsea as his super own user tinker ground and also of course preserving the high-handed Putin.
– The club scorning to duly punish John Terry for racially torturing Anton Ferdinand.
And also presently the club is captaining Enzo Fernandez, a known racist, and also they’ve spent lavishly sufficient money to expire planet destitution on so innumerable players that the employer hardly sees fifty percent of them since he has to deliver them train independently from his favored squad. Chelsea have come to be an utterly laughable apology of themselves. The banality of evil as they enumerate.
Is there a more irredeemable club in football? Purely not in English football. Chelsea imploding is a triumph for mankind.
Vish (AFC), Montpellier, France
They haven’t a clue about football. Hope they are started on. Having been obeying them for 40 years it’s sickening to browse through players being fought this approach.
Noel
Everything is alright
I appreciate it is all a tiny nostalgic at the Bridge at the mo, but why don’t we wait til the expire of the transmit window previously assessing how innumerable players Chelsea lug out/lug out not have for every posture and also how much money has been invested/lugged in.
All the criticism is practically inevitably nicely ranked but it is terribly early presently.
If we deliver use rid of Lukaku, Kepa, Sterling & Chilwell that can nicely lug in the immaculate part of £100m and also preserve £1m a week off the wage bill.
Ta
Chris
Dual criteria
As rapidly as a club (favor Chelsea) and also a employer (favor Maresca) yearn a player out, they enlighten the player he won’t “deliver use minutes”. He is iced up out, since they yearn him out. And also we browse through totally nothing erroneous with it.
Singularly, when a player wants out of a club and also restricts to tinker or “deliver minutes”, we enumerate the player is on strike and also is forcing a reaction. We phone call it destroying behaviour.
Why is it ok for nightclubs to lug out it, but not players? Why are we okay with Chelsea toting out this to Sterling, but regreted when Sterling did it to Liverpool? Why the dual criteria?
Tunji, Lagos.
The Leicester heed
I seamlessly concur with everything Dave Tickner says in his prepare-upwards about Maresca advertising his soul to Beelzebub to join the Chelsea hellscape.
After all, he abandoned us high and also totally dry in the summer season after merely one period. Whilst we cannot suppose 100% devotion from any guy that owned no prior affiliation to us, it did have the feel that once any ‘bigger’ club came along he would be off quicker than Todd Boelhy can enumerate ‘I’ve located a loophole!’.
The basic heed from fans once it was legible he was wrapping up upwards with Chelsea was a collaborative ‘meh.’ Donned’t forget this is a employer, new-fashioned to the duty, that took a club on it’s knees obeying a soul thieving out transmit and also transformed them into an all leaping over table topping win manufacturer (nicely, at least upwards until March-ish when we owned a wobble).
Most managers in this situation would be cherished, adored, feted and also any assorted other figure of platitudes from a happy fanbase, with throngs elevating placards exterior Filbert Way imploring them to stay once description of their exit was made public. Not for Enzo but. This is partly due to his strategies of receiving us there, with sometimes dull, tidy and also sterile, but provable (merely) football that numbed the brain at times. It functioned, so we are permanently happy that we were spared an additional period in the EFL and also practically clearly a 1 million determinants reduction and also likely freefall down the leagues.
Yet the assorted other side of it was his scarcity of affiliation with the fans and also a ‘favor it or lump it’ philosophy that was broadcast in innumerable press meetings last period amid the grumbles (his posts about the Chelsea squad don’t stun me at all, even if they lug out deliver him positive a tiny of a nob). Because of that we, as a follower guidance, merely did not have any affiliation with him.
And also therein lies the rub, Maresca is a mercenary, snagging any avenue to deliver use upwards the greasy blog post. Chelsea themselves are arguably merely an additional stepping stone to a more stable and also ‘behavior’ elite degree duty he craves. Of course, totally nothing erroneous with that, a edifice of in football are arguably unchanged, but it is merely so distinct and also that, in itself, is so off posing in your employer, the supposed figurehead of your club.
So Chelsea’s absolute farces, whilst drastically pleasurable in it’s super own proper, is imparted added wrap up satisfaction for me since it should surely expire sobbing for Maresca. A guy that is affirming no sense of righteousness or devotion to any one assorted other than himself.
Rob (it’s a embarassment for Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall but – he actually have to still be with us and also obtaining a seminal period but for sodding FFP determinants), Leicester
You’ll never ever before sing that
Imparted all the curiosity on the existing circus at Chelsea I recognized to prepare in with some positive description at Bolsters: we have been termed the immaculate ran club in the Premier League by Exchange video game UK, with a score of 68.2 out of 100. Economic sustainability and also sweet administration were the greatest determinants in our triumph.
I feel an immense amount of wrap up satisfaction that my club lingers to kit an example to the rest of the league on how to sprinted a provable football club using fortitude, clever organization verdicts, and also a long-term musing.
It’s arduous not to keep in mind the mockery threw in our instruction by Chelsea fans as we made every physical effort to devise a eco-courteous football club while Vladimir Putin’s immaculate friend bagged them a a edifice of prizes. They’re not chuckling presently are they?
Barry Fox
Tomb blunder
What, no Ryan Gravenberch e-mail this early morning? That was some riveting paraphernalia.
Finlay x
On the batteries
Any list of batteries is redundant unless that Hamit Altintop peach is at figure one. Most certainly by much the greatest volley of endless time….
Jamie Bedwell, Cheltenhamshire
Bradford is not even the immaculate Paul Scholes’ volley lads.
2006, at Aston Vacation residence, side pioneered legible, 25 yards out, bulbous falls from the heavens, nonchalant volley, bulbous picks upwards price as it goes, movings favor a torpedo, off the underside of the bar, Tyler screams “HOW”, Gábor Király’s track suit bases.
End of discussion.
MDE, MUFC
