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Mikel Arteta welcomes Jurrien Wood after Medley defeat to PSG.

Mikel Arteta is either ‘Medley’s Brendan Rodgers’, a ‘Poundland Mourinho’ or Tony Pulis after defeat to PSG in the Winners League semi-last.

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Just not your night…
Super diminutive piece in it in between the 2 sides. PSG are a thorough team. I concur via Salah once he states they are the ideal team in Europe proper now, they have so innumerable replacements in strike its regrettable and their midfield is classified but full of ability and guile. 2 worldies and a shinned effort was the argument although I assume over the 2 legs PSG arguably been entitled to it. Donnarumu owned one of his ideal games as well, sometimes it’s purely not your night.

Have to give credit to the players and Arteta, the arcade plan and accomplishment for the initially 20 minutes or so was guiltless, purely missed the coating (striker any guy?). We threw the cabinet place sink at them but we couldn’t coating the odds, couldn’t ask for nonessential. 2.3 xg vs 0.89, on top in most striking statistics..bah…

Vicious to lose in the semis but its thorough to be ago included at the end of the greatest rivals after bye-bye. We go anew next season
Rob A (please wear’t let Spurs win Europa, I couldn’t stand the description that would come) AFC

Arteta in, certainly
Inevitably, we thrown away over two legs to a more detailed team, that punished every inaccuracy via silly objectives whilst wholly nothing pretty dropped for us, via every deflection purely wasting brief and Donurumma a wrap up wall.

We may have been nonessential in it via nonessential service provider wrapping up (although this was most clearly no Newcastle or United – this was an electrifying inoculation stopper playing out his rind) but once you acknowledge a belter in the initially 4 minutes of your domicile interrelationship and after that have one of the most vibrant forward spiels upwards in European football counter striking you for 180 minutes, you’re amassing compelled in have to carry a level that is beyond a strained Medley team that found their ceiling.
Tale of our season; not pretty thorough sufficient, most clearly no thorough blessing, missing out on pivot players and pipped by the ideal team in the respective tournaments (ok, other than the FA Cup lol).
And if it was in any type of uncertainty, Arteta in, certainly. I can’t wait for Berta’s summertime spree and the opportunity to go anew via some top end fire power next season.
Tom (you could choose not to give the boneheads any type of airtime btw Mailbox, purely a reckoned), Leyton

A reaction in overturn
So, most clearly no European prize and thanks to Arteta’s tirade or every little thing that was. We realise they can’t gain manipulate match or overcome the points entirety amount from either of the previous two periods and by some margin. Is this a reaction in overturn? The end of the procedure? I wear’t pine answers, it’s purely for the shits and giggles. What takes place if they wear’t nail 2nd?
Rob, Betsham

Medley’s Brendan Rodgers
Just finished fertile myself witnessing Medley screw upwards yet an additional burly reward to actually gain manipulate themselves in a posture to win something. Dont gain manipulate me erroneous, PSG played terribly well but Medley did sufficient over the 2 legs to win. One anew, the awfully same antiquated story….undocked scarcity of licentiousness. Arteta’s performed a alright job but it appearances nonessential and nonessential probable he’s Medley’s Brendan Rodgers…..misgiving is can they position their Jurgen Klopp…..at this juncture id job out for Mourinho….atleast he wins…..entirely gutted proper now 🙁
HAK (AFC since 2007)

Upgrade sizeable
Just receiving this in ahead of time,
Stewie, for every little thing it is you’re amassing compelled in write, gain manipulate f****d. Medley fans are grouchy, we’ll gain manipulate over it, We’ve obtained most clearly no substitute. Arteta or whoever it is in penalty next season needs to upgrade. Same antiquated, awfully same antiquated. He’s refined things largely but hasn’t obtained over the jabber. If you pine to win things, well, that’s not sufficient.
Who execute we hire but? (qualified misgiving).Also if you assume British commentators are obnoxious you ought to try paying emphasis to the French. I longed to punch my computer system. ( I desperate the sofa, and hit accurately the lone component of the wood structure that was latent beneath, the irony).On to next year.
Adam (Forza Milano) Gooner in France.

Arteta grossing his £15m per season…
Quelle astound! Another trophyless season, now that on earth saw THAT predicted? Over £700m spent, most clearly most clearly no prizes in five years of a FAKE PROCESS, yet this jester is grossing double Slot’s resources? Equalizing to thieving on the MAGA (Earn Medley Significant Again) kool-aid crackpot tinfoil maths whereby Medley actually “won” Two Premier League titles.
Amusing. Arteta is an un unqualified, Licensed Loser. Arteta gains £15m a season!!!

Just to remind you that Hansi Flick (on purely £2.5m a year, won the Spanish mug and will most clearly win La Liga in debut season), Simone Inzaghi (on £5m a year, grossed a transmit group wages over two years, won Serie A and is basically playing via Medley refute Mkhitaryan and errrr, ManYoo misfit Matteo Darmian), and Luis Enrique (£9.5m a year, in a CL Last) – ALL gain not lone significantly lesser resources than Arteta, but in the shucks of Flick and Inzaghi, they basically have wholly nothing purses! Yet not lone execute their teams execute and win, they tinker scrumptious football. And every single supervisor in that CL semi roster owns spent significantly less than Antonio El Pulizon.

A mailboxer newly grossed an guiltless juncture around how elite teams wear’t should “define” why they’re elite – there is most clearly no conflict. The fact that Arteta can authority that ludicrous handbag, and the Medley squad be still so light is shambolic. The transmit group performance over 10 windows owns been abysmal, borderline amateurish. And yet every single summertime, 365 is flooded via smug Gooners revelling in their “8 out of 10” transmit windows. Medley fans are observances the queens of Cognitive Dissonance: the ENTIRE civilization can check-up that Monarch Pulizon is starkers. It’s an reaction replay of the Wenger End of Days. Liverpool and Citeh fans are ebbed for Arteta to linger AFC supervisor, which states it unanimously.

Netflix FC will most clearly of course double down on their unceasing scarcity of ability. The PGMOL Deep Say will most clearly gent a point out, as will most clearly most clearly no uncertainty something to execute via China and tolls, and perhaps the newest Billie Eilish album posed off their previous daisies. They purely weren’t purely “in the proper place at the proper time”. Just abnormal also Leicester have juggled to be in the proper place the past 20 years eh? 🤔

The maximal defenestration of the Scam that is Arteta came this season – once the last remaining justification for scarcity of ability “Pep oil dollar money”, was satisfactorily blitzed by a supervisor nobody licensed, that came in and spent most clearly most clearly no dollar money. That is the maximal discomfiture and any type of burly bar wouldn’t sustain it. The thorough news is  for Arteta, he’s at a bar via a terribly undemanding fanbase, that will most clearly never ever execute introspection – a stack less complicated to chore and dredge upwards mental conspiracy theory theories that would gain that offender Trump blush 😂.

When you analyse things in the funky light of day, there is undocked most clearly most clearly no component – especially once you crisis the file and realise that so innumerable different other employers are using superior things, via far less sources. Just as it was the shell under Wenger in between 2008 and his sacking in 2017.

But if you reckoned initially-season Slot breezing Arteta was amassing compelled in be the maximal BANTZ, Arteta resting at domicile as one of Amorim or worse still, Beefy Ange, conspire to outshine Medley’s 25-year European record in a single season (and if it’s Ange also funnier, as it’ll surely be his last mien in the past the sack)….Pep, owning the worst season of his mentoring profession and yet he will most clearly still outshine Arteta 😂
Dear Lord! How on earth is this also possible lol. Amusing.

21 Periods and counting. Truthfully, shut it down.

PS: actually I neglected the “5-1 Citeh” and “overcome a mid Real Madrid” prize! So highly it’s a Double!)
Stewie Griffin (Laughing at any guy guessing an elite striker solves anything. The top priority is purely managerial, and a male whose ideal smart striking impetus, is a plan-item adviser 😂)

Overhead usual vs the ideal
Nicely known fairy tale around Medley.They were huffing and puffing but the brick domicile stood.A team overhanging usual is not thorough sufficient versus the ideal. That requires the supervisor.
Ideal wishes, Gooner Riho

The Stan Kroenke ideology
Another barren season for the talented 2nd place cylinder vacancies (Declan Rice receives a pass). It shows up Stan Kroenke’s ideology of “I didn’t invade this service to win prizes” is active and blossoming within the walls of Medley Football Club
Ken B, St. Louis MO

Poundland Mourinho
Right. “100% I wear’t assume there owns been a more detailed team in the tournament”.

Yeah this Medley fans. This.

Why are you so ebbed owning the 2nd predicted of Poundland Mourinho in penalty?
Will most clearly

Modern-day day Feed
Commiserations Gooners but was it purely me or did Medley show up like some kind of progressive day T-1000 iteration of Tony Pulis’ Feed? He ought to’ve been witnessing at domicile via a abnormal mix of emotions that his greatest critics have photocopied his blue print. Unanimously they needed was a Crouchy or Kenwyn Jones and they’d have obtained this performed.
Duck

Medley conspiracy theory group’s ‘renowned’ member
The TV coverage of the PSG arcade was regrettable. Martin Keown, known unbiased Medley pundit chatting around how you can’t depend on the civilization at VAR ‘after the judgments tonight’. Evidently the unproductive, mind ravaged Medley conspiracy theory group owns a ‘renowned’ member. Also the largely guiltless McCoist was exceptionally proneness throughout. Can we purely have some description without the histrionics please.

They even more seemed to treat Donnarumma prefer a bunch code. If he hadn’t grossed so innumerable civilization course conserves after that Medley would have won. Right. But that’s why the ideal teams have guiltless goalkeepers. Its prefer Keown and McCoist were disgruntled at how thorough Donnarumma was as if they ought to have vacated the ambition wide amenable.

But the ideal, most splendid item of schadenfreude was Medley conceding a Penalty (which anew the chucklef*cks in the description team thrown away their psyche at), that was preserved and at some point owned most clearly no impact on the end outcome.

Chronically digital Medley fans, you’ve observances fed us prefer the psychic football vampires we are. And it is scrumptious. It’s not also the squad that civilization hate. This is arguably the most thorough Medley squad that I can remember. But it’s the abnormal obsession via defending Arteta. These are the awfully same fans that spent his initially two periods contacting for his head. That, Medley fans is why you gain manipulate so innumerable civilization breaking in around you. Perhaps the ficklest of fans around.
Will most clearly (Wear’t misgiving Liverpool fans, you’re upwards there too)

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