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Arsenal are just 'Harrods version of Spurs' and Arteta is new Brendan Rodgers

Mikel Arteta talks to his Toolbox players

Mikel Arteta talks to his Toolbox players

Toolbox and Manchester Metropolis are out of the Winners League and the Mail box has instead a bunch to claim, jumpstarting with the Gunners and then sending onto Pep and Haaland.

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What a night!
Toolbox out.

Tottenham out of next off period’s before it’s even started.

Superior.
James (we’re STILL the merely team in London with a European Mug) CFC, Gravesend

Toolbox call for a Tony Blair
Arteta is Toolbox’s Neil Kinnock.  He made productivity undisputable but he’s the one that is stomaching in its way.  They’ll never win the general political election Premier League/Winners League under him.
Matthew

Toolbox utterly spoiled after that meek exit
So! For with one voice the talk or Arteta’s ‘triumph’, and innumerable other Gooners chatting of these ‘brand name-new heights’ Arteta has stolen Toolbox to…let’s merely unadventurous against this nonsensical charade and call things as they bluntly are:

Bayern Munich currently have their worst team in over a decade – confirmed by the reality they’ve been spoiled by Leverkusen in the Bundesliga (a team that’d never won a title), overtaken by a newbie company and failed to win a one-team league for the first time in 11 years.

Toolbox meanwhile, whose supporters have spent the whole period waxing lyrical around ‘ideal CB pairing in the league’, ‘ideal type in 2024’, ideal midfielder, top company blabla and so on….Toolbox that spent £200m over summer season season and have, according to Toolbox folklore, their ideal team in a decade.

And also hunch what? Even at their most budget-well-mannered ebb, Bayern Munich are a significant club and Toolbox, are not – despite the misconceptions and protestations of their supporters. On their worst day, a club support Bayern will repeatedly college a pretender support Toolbox! Zero “fossil petrols coinage money” condones underneath eh? 😉

It’s merely the Arsene Wenger Circus heritage: Arteta’s Toolbox is merely a surfaced Harrods iteration of Spurs. Eventually the run out result is the genuinely same: expensively-sent out Losers. Come rain, come glimmer, Toolbox will repeatedly, repeatedly layer at the enterprises run out of a period when the duress is on. There in reality are, zero condones for the the majority of current collapse of an whole period in the freedom of three days! Toolbox were impossible favourites with the bookies to win this correlation but when press came to shove, Bayern have a Generous-Video game way of theorizing, and Toolbox do not.

The added you scrutinize the reality of what innumerable other companies are using with much a bunch less time, suffer and coinage money than Arteta, the added visible it comes to be that Mikel Arteta is effectively a Spanish Brendan Rodgers. Examples?

Dortmund are in a CL semi last, with a young team, a ManYoo scorn and a 41 year-old newbie company in his first supervisory job. By the way, the Dortmund top pooch was an ex-assistant at West Pork! Has attained something Arteta has never, could never.

Xabi Alonso, that one Toolbox disciple hilariously referred to as “Flavour of the Month” when I niggled he’d be an upgrade on Arteta? Rookie company, took over a club that owned never won a title, and that were in the substructure six. In one year they’re *Unbeaten* victors, in a European semi, and in a mug last. An additional newbie company with much a bunch less time, resources and readiness than Mikel Rodgers.

Even Xavi, that is receiving pelters – will tread away from his first ever before European supervisory job with a league title under his belt. A pointer that Xavi took over a basket-instance club that are penniless. Still vanquished the mighty Madrid over a period, as a 43 year-old top pooch.

Now. When you attentive aesthetics at Arteta and his ‘productivity’, it’s literally borderline embarrassing the way Toolbox supporters talk this guy upward support some Basque Arrigo Sacchi. The standards at Toolbox FC, as I will never tire of adage, are genuinely-low provided that the supporters were fed a diet of “merde sous-vide” and a “piss jus” for bye-bye by Wenger, that anything that delicately shows up like capability is worshiped as “planet-running away behind”.

Rackets a bunch support the Tory party at this time, with standards so low after the utter dumpster fire of a previous leader (for Wenger read Johnson), that anything that shows up like critical minimum standards is taken care of as Gold dust.

Toolbox dabbled a decent side so I’ll ask anew: was Kai Havertz any sweet? Or did I miss out on his ‘undetected job’? £65m and Toolbox supporters are merely alright with a burro that can’t seniority or design against any of the Top 6, and can’t be intended to cede a urge or an assist in any CL knock-out match. If Havertz was at a significant club, such a modification would possibly be unfavorable – at Toolbox? They sing his moniker! Jesus the specific genuinely same. And also so on and so on.

So. That’s Unanimously for another period Folks! 21 periods and counting. This dumpster fire literally now has added periods than the never-ending ‘Despondent Housewives’ cheat! It’s support functionality art at this phase! Still – perhaps Mikel Rodgers could help Pep out some added and have Cancelo to the “Citeh declines circus table” that is now the Emirates this summer season season! 🤣🤣🤣
Stewie Griffin (wanting Dortmund win it. Gooners bitching around Citeh whilst perishable on them over £80m for Pep’s failed to remember attic freedom dross? Lone Toolbox!)

Arteta at responsibility anew but he will disclose
I support Arteta, he is an alright instructor, but last night he showed his disallowed IQ. At what time will he realises that Rice is not a 6? Zero woe what the English media theorizes. The Rice, Odegaard, Havertz triune failed against Suite, it’s will fail against FC Bayern, there is misusage for the Trossard and Jesus, Jesus loves UCL and Trossard scored against FC Porto and FC Bayern.

At the 30th minute I picked upward Bayern were routing us to go the flanks, whereby they owned a scheme for Saka and Martinelli. We whereby weeping for a line upward going against pass from deep for Odegaard or for our wingers that can invert. Thomas Partey was that guy. He was in the industry for a bunch less than 8 minutes in the 1st leg, and Saka was one on one with Neuer, it was something FC Bayern were not expectant. Partey’s line upward going against enacts from deep need to help our already potent attack of which has now gone 200 minutes without scoring.

I love Saka, he is our celebrity boy. Yet Rio is right, he is not planet course yet, but he will be, Aptitude shrewd he is, but the elite way of theorizing comes with suffer of tinkering year in year out in the UCL. He will render consumption there.

Two genuinely not sufficient judgments in the genuinely run out of both legs when provided a panorama of urge showed a non elite way of theorizing.. but he will render consumption there, he is a phenomenal talent, and a down-to-earth one too.

Havertz is a bunch dearest, we twinge him to do well, but he is not a midfielder and need to not be our merely undisputable ahead.

When G.Jesus penniless thru, albeit offside. 98% of Toolbox supporters knew he will miss out on, it was as information as day and night, it will have been a astound. The a bunch less said around Nketiah the much closer.

League is not over. We have next off period

..and anew Rice obtained dominated by Laimer and Goretzka. I am sure when one of the ideal midfielders in the planet tag was provided to him by the mans at Football 365, Messrs Konrad and Goretzka whereby not in that list. We merely saw 200 minutes of total quantity domination
Kufre, Nigeria

You could twinge to go uninfluenced to the announcements around now

Toolbox are sweet, though
I f***ing love this club.

Toolbox have been excellent this period. Not sweet sufficient to be victors of Europe or England (merely yet). Yet, we’re on course to be the second ideal team in the Premier League two years in a row. Trophies will filch place. We’re a sweet team anew. We’re not a joke anymore.

There’ll be plenty of rival supporters desperate to mock Toolbox obeying the last two defeats. I assurance you those will with one voice be supporters of nightclubs that have been horrifying and/or aren’t going to win anything this year. Also, let’s see if the taunting for eradication is equivalent for both Metropolis and Toolbox. It won’t be.

I wear’t psyche rival supporters expressing joy Toolbox dropping short, of course. That’s variable of the video game. Yet, merely watch the intense forecloses and recency tendency hit social media over the next off pair of days. I merely hope the Toolbox fanbase sticks with each other and stays behind the little girls. We have six games to win and then attentive aesthetics to a tenacious summer season season pre-period to takeoff our next off title plight. Also, I said I’d be overwhelmed if Metropolis wear’t win the treble anew. So, I’m duly overwhelmed.
Simon, Norf London Gooner

P.S. Watch Spurs supporters be happy while they lose out on the 5th territory receiving Winners League qualification.

Laughing at Guy Metropolis and Haaland
Indicator added £100m players and render consumption the lawyers with one voice set to neutralize another 115 penalties to go anew next off year
Duck

…If Metropolis ever before render consumption passed on to the devalue leagues at least Haaland will render consumption to tinker against his level added sporadically.
Philip

…So Pep Guardiola, £1.75BILLION spent, one off-seacoast account, 115 penalties and ONE Winners League prize in EIGHT exertions. Rarely ever before wizard levels.
Jo (Europe is a bowl of soup and Metropolis are a fork) Kent

…Its sweet to recognize zero woe how a bunch Metropolis can cheat and how a bunch the football media lotions over them merely provided that Pep is their company that penalties still exist and the weaker psyches repeatedly fail at them.

Football won last night, corruption squandered. Thank you Real Madrid!
Morris

Ancelotti for Liverpool please
Tailing Metropolis vs Madrid (minute 62.), I have come to a conclusion. Ancelotti is the GOAT. He merely render utilises it, zero matter of decade. In at Liverpool please.
Nik (zero qualms queried), Paris

Hey Jude…wear’t be so tense
I’ve dearest being able to watch Real Madrid last week and this.

Yet Bellingham aesthetics knackered to me. The viewpoint is there and he’s oftentimes in the right pose but he merely seems tense. A particle stressing from an England time of observe if that’s the instance.

Can a person that has tracked them added sporadically this period tell me if Bellingham overall aesthetics tense or it’s merely the run out result of being upward against Metropolis and their continuously possession ?
Paul in Brussels (sweet pen though)

This is what jetlag aesthetics support…
The F365 mail box is multiple (sporadically marvelous) things, but I’ve merely sufficient sense to recognize it is not a filching a trek blog. That said, I’m abroad as I write this and could I referral what my last 48 hours has been support ?

I flew an overnighter out of Heathrow said to land in Dubai unremarkably on a Tuesday morning, and land we at some point did. Yet provided that of Expire Times-support levels of typhoons and flooding engulfing the emirates the last few days, our trip owned circled above Dubai endlessly and to zero receive before being enticed away to Bahrain, whereby we landed and sat in the aircraft for multiple hours while a refuel took place for another go at Dubai, as they wished to position respites in the tropical cyclone to land.

The freefalling dips on that descent were the worst I’ve ever before skillful, and as a slightly burnt out international visitor I was spooked; we’re chatting equipments flung using the cottage and barking shrieks of owners and those hunched over in petition support you could see in a aircraft collision on flick. When on the progression, my auto from the airport became a miniscule hydrofoil and when I’d came in the dwelling I’m bolstering to be at now, I waded around with my bag hosted high above aquatic support a jungle scene.

Why this ludicrous access to the mail box then ? Since a day and a intense suffuse after that, seeing the first half of Metropolis vs Madrid last night, the football immediately peeked aggressively, splendidly breathtaking to me, flawed and ideal, as if imposed on a unstained green phase by agile tiny particle divine beings. And also I loathe both these nightclubs to the bone.

Yet the critical ideologies at tinker were intriguing as if perfectly ticked off and made to straighten out the orientation of, the response merely so sweet even to this neutral eye (neutral so much as wanting both sides would possibly lose by a tennis seniority). Yet as I tracked this tiptop footie last night, genuinely inexplicably I started to admiration what the opportunities were my aircraft could’ve gone down that day and a half prior…

There was a minute on that trip the psyche conveniently snapped using a cheat of suggestions: well hmm this seems added than “turbulence,” could I see dearest ones anew, could this in reality be how it is, today, support this in a steel tube of farts and curry, and then somewhere in those panicked intermittent secs I recall even envisioning this mail box and how zero one would possibly ever before notification or treatment if Eric from LA never sent out another shit access right into F365.

I’m not Johnny Nic, I’m not a longtime contributor even, and unless you stabilize Liverpool FC I probably loathe your club anyway and you loathe me. That’s the mail box, that’s football, that’s human being in with one voice walks in reality. Yet you recognize what ? I’ve obtained love for you with one voice; I love analysis your letters, I love despising your nightclubs, I love concocting in when I can (and especially if my letter render utilises printed sporadically), and I in reality merely appreciate seeing uber talented footballing superstars kicking a sphere around attempting to win prizes and pans, and then rolling my eyes or nodding conforming at analysis what you human beings claim around it after the whistle. That is with one voice.
Eric, Los Angeles CA (God why is it so damned humid in Dubai)

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