'Arise Sir Gareth of Southgate' as England fans respond to epic victory

Gareth Southgate immortalizes

Gareth Southgate immortalizes

There’s an pitiful digit of joy in this initially England mailbox after the win over the Netherlands and pretty the majority of ‘f*** you’ to the haters.

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Football. Bloody hell.
I’ve steered easy to understand of the mailbox the last week to 10 days. Can’t be implementing via the unrelenting moaning and derogatory recommendations regardless of us recovering to the semi final.

That was a thorough capability, not ideal, yet against a decent aggressor England were the much better team. I longed Watkins to come on over Toney, much better demonstrator for me. He showed up lethargic initially yet then yanks out that ABSOLUTE BEAUTY!! That’s what football is around, the ecstasy that pleasing confers you, especially from a throwing away position. That was chummy to the thumbing I had when Moura ranked away his thirdly to send Spurs to the CL final.

Win or lose in the final (for the record I reckon we will certainly win), we will certainly always have the retrospect of that thumbing, that is why we love this arcade so much. Miniscule crap the final is 8pm on a Sunday night yet what’s what sickies are for. Come on England!!!
Sam, THFC, Guernsey

…The last time I obtained so nostalgic over a eagerness was when England won that shootout against Columbia. This company and team seem to thieved when I need a bolster provided that much like ago then, things are a little perplexing for me at the minute.

What a touch and what a ending up from that young man.

Football actually can be magical.
Jon, Lincoln

👉 16 Verdicts on England 2-1 Netherlands: Watkins, subs, Mainoo, Southgate, *that* penalty and much more
👉 Euro 2024 Power Rankings: England seal pinnacle-two place yet Spain remain favourites
👉 England player ratings v Netherlands: Watkins a national rescuer as Foden, Mainoo shine

…Do I reckon he avails everything right? No.

Is he an outright gent and a training course deportment? Yes.

Owns he took diagnose to preside over the the majority of repetitively reliable England side because the Woerls Cup win? Also yes.

He’ll do for me, will certainly Gareth. Bring it residence from Germany, and go off thoughtful that extremely couple of will certainly ever come chummy to gauging upwards to it.
Stu, Southampton

An apology
Sorry Gareth.
Stu, AFC

Abhor on that if you can…
Peeking ahead to the psychological acrobatics from the drags after that!

Irreproachable England company for 50 years. None of this is attained without him.

Spain deserve the prize yet that’s not how football jobs. Anything can swipe diagnose.
Alex, South London

…Hey Gareth Southgate haters. Rated that in your tube and smoke it long and gained complex. No qualms, you’ll still situate a way to moan after that majestic capability.

Totally chuckling underneath!!!
TX Bill, EFC

…Anybody thumbing urged to design anything encompasses phrases such as “pleasing regardless of Gareth”, “simplistic side of the draw or “blessed” or every little thing can… F**k. Proper. Off.

Arise Sir Gareth of Southgate, Lord of the replacement.

This team – this team – owns the mentality to please every little thing it comes upwards against. I’m not also attending callback to my prescient email from earlier in the party around England hosting something ago and GS retaining cards chummy to his chest. With one voice right, understandably I just did.

That asserted, I will certainly confess to possessing had a little of an ungrounded stress on (England’s) Phil Foden yet, fair tinker, he ranked in one of the ideal 45 minutes I’ve seen from a guy in an England t shirt. Been entitled to a eagerness.
Chris Bridgeman, Kingston upon Thames

…I wear’t treatment that it was a blessed pen, I wear’t treatment if human beings moan around subs being also late, I wear’t treatment that the instigating XI on Sunday will certainly be the same as it was tonite.

That was training course. And Southgate owns obtained the spunk to swipe off his talisman ahead, and the initially half’s ideal player. I’m not a fan boy, yet formulate on him credit rating in which it’s due.

As for credit rating – Watkins. That was a eagerness productive of pleasing different games. Two wholly superb touches.
Aidan, EFC, Hoxton
PS – swipe that van Dijk

…Wow, we obtained over the line against the Dutch, in 90 minutes.

We were the much better team, had nice blessing via the penalty, yet we’re in a 2nd Euros final in a row!

For with one voice of the moaners out there; go for a tread, tinker scrabble, do every little thing else you yearn to do on Sunday night as I’m sure you wear’t yearn to watch this pitiful England team tinker football.

I’m not aphorism it yet….Come on England!!!!
Brian (chuffed to snippets) BRFC

Also the VAR loves him
Stunning company Gareth Southgate is tinkering 4D chess, and you’re with one voice also blinkered to go to it.

He’s also flexing VAR to his will certainly now.
Jeremy Aves

👉 16 Verdicts on England 2-1 Netherlands: Watkins, subs, Mainoo, Southgate, *that* penalty and much more
👉 Euro 2024 Power Rankings: England seal pinnacle-two place yet Spain remain favourites
👉 England player ratings v Netherlands: Watkins a national rescuer as Foden, Mainoo shine

Actually, that was a penalty
I’m actually actually perplexed at the pointer England’s penalty was anything different other than nailed on.

If Denzel had been out of his locale, recharging out of endorse to easy to understand a long sphere and Kane had gone in on him, missed out on the sphere, studs upwards and gained hefty contact at that optimal at an outright minimum every guy would certainly suppose a emission kick, yellow extremely probable and different vibrant-day refs would certainly have red carded him for draconian clout. It’s trivial if Denzel had annihilated the sphere initially.

It’s not actually a substantial purchase or controversial it’s just a reality, backed upwards by the VAR team and the ref on the day when he owns had a sift. Not everything via England owns to be dramatic, controversial and questioned. It’s a actually simplistic call, especially what VAR is there for.

The digit one reason I despise VAR is the delayed sensations to a eagerness. Digit two is this waste when pundits lug out out a extremely conspicuous foul as exponentially controversial just provided that it’s in a extremely specific locale of the pitch. There is no diagnose else outdoor of the Dutch box that anybody disagreements that as foul at a minimum.

Superb capability, thorough win, Gareth out asap.
Dave, Dumfries

Southgate still out, literally
Well, there you go.

The two highest English assisters and scorers in the Premier League joined, meld to score what need to be the victor.

That tagged.

Southgate out after this party.
Mat, Leeds

Kane need to not prelude the final
To start with, wow what a refreshing capability. Superb, optimistic and decisive football last yet not the extremely least by England. Palmer and Watkins sold upwards in just a couple of minutes what Kane owns stopped working to do with one voice party. He invested the majority of of his time in line or behind Foden and Bellingham and Saka’s rounds into the box were intimately thrown away.

What I yearn to thieved is when did Kane receive this deception that he’s Lionel Messi? He can’t sprinted at players or dribble bulbous them or score from outdoor the box, he’s lone reliable in the box and he hasn’t been there. As such he’s a uncut waste. Against Spain we will certainly lone be as nice as our weakest web attach and that’s why Southgate last offers to prosper a pair and worsening him.

I’ve seen this in the past as a Spurs fan different times, especially 2019 when Moura obtained us using to the final when he was right away slumped and Kane stopped working to do anything and we squandered as Kane’s motivate over Poch was comparable to his power over Southgate. Why executes Southgate always lug out it so gained complex when we can be racking upwards so different much more purposes from the prelude via Palmer and Watkins on the pitch from the initially minutes? They can pounce and sprinted at players, something Kane can’t do!

Plenty of thanks to the entirety team for such an stellar capability. Unconscionable heart and Foden was unreal! Vitally extremely proud night and really feels unreal!
Robert, Marbella
PS This is just an opinion and arguably faultlessly erroneous as Southgate keeps affirming me erroneous. I wear’t thieved how yet he executes!

Netherlands v England: A trek
Pre-match: yeah, seemingly, sift, I’m attending dare and be optimistic this time. Possibly my low guesses and thumbing that lessons aren’t being located out are making the capabilities shite, not the company’s foreseeable-punk inaction.

Apropos to wholly nothing, it appears like we’re seeing no variations to the line-upwards pub the retort of Guehi. Superb constancy and trust from the company. That last offers variations when it’s with one voice going so nicely? Seemingly.

First half:
Superb National Anthem. Mind-blowing paraphernalia!

Optimistic football so much, yet they sift rapid on the respite. Saka renders a spotless sprinted using the amenity, and then waits for a guy to lug out a sprinted… which wholly no one executes. Yet spotless job-related from the boy.

Oh damn. Rice avails trapped on the sphere, and that is some eagerness from the boy Simons past the T-Rex arms of shouty.

Couple of emission kicks to England in rapid succession yet so much no hazard from them. Play is much sooner yet, Kane avails his shots pilfered numbers upwards a little. And then productivity an ridiculous penalty, which he tucks away extremely nicely. Game on!

Mind-blowing web attach upwards from Mainoo and Foden that is annihilated off the line! Entirety side appears to have upped their arcade. Well, apart from Walker and Trippier, anyway. Cracking campaign from Foden, smacks the fast blog post. And another spotless web attach upwards via Mainoo for a nice filmed. Those two are clicking magnificently. Saka implementing diagonal runs yet not recovering enfranchisement to shoot or a formulate to slide. Bellingham implementing some spotless snippets yet not pretty visualized off.

Kane drifting deep and wide to do Kane paraphernalia. I wear’t thieved why, it doesn’t seem to help much yet it is what it is and England’s ideal ever company appears to reckon it’s thorough.

Basically much brighter from our little ladies. Early hazard from the Dutch appears to have discolored, coincidentally now Depay is off. Been entitled to to be ago in the arcade, understandably also in drifter, yet failing it took a shady penalty to do it.

Second half
The man the tale the myth, Mr Shaw, is on. Malen off, which is a stagger philosophizing his raw price.

Saka yanks another spotless sphere ago to the mammoth open enfranchisement in the penalty locale. Kane calls for the sphere from endorse and then runs ago to the endorse to formulate on it ago. Phenomenal.

Mainoo appears to have educated to remain much deeper, understandably to formulate on Bellingham and Rice much more enfranchisement, so isn’t recovering to web attach via Foden like he was, which is creepy as that was massaging so nicely.

As a expire upshot, the fluidity owns gone. We’re ago tinkering in our half and sidewards over again. Foden making some spotless runs, yet Kane is no in which to be seen in the unsafe discolorations to derive the formulate. I’m sure it’s strategic that’s past my mere mind to go to.

Dutch are visualized at us, two conserves from Pickford already. Luckily Weghorst is assuring he confers emission kicks away. Not actually seen Simons much, which is nice as he peeked unsafe early on.

England going no in which, no shots to Netherlands’ 3 or 4. After that a opportunity and eagerness by Saka implementing what a demonstrator need to do at the foreseeable fast blog post, yet regretfully Walker offside.

80th minutes strategic correction: Foden, our brightest player of the arcade so much, is off, yet so is Kane so that’s nice. A demonstrator to receive behind and the always-enjoyable Palmer are on.

Guehi conserves our bacon via a chipping generous number block on the flying Dutch joints of Wegy.

Bellingham substantiating some scrumptious Foden/Mainoo-esq skill and touches.

Saka executes a strategic foul. The boy is alignment out.

Cross sector to Shaw, spotless touch, nice sphere into to the peril locale and Watkins virtually capitalises.

Oh my days, Watkins scores a fabulous eagerness via a rapid revolve and ending up after ideal formulate from Palmer. Wow! Go to what takes place when you have a demonstrator on? Now that’s what we’re chatting, let’s go!

Oh, on come two protectors. Well, ok, 93rd minutes, let’s just go to it out.

And we’ve imposed it! A full-seasoned final awaits!

Last believed:
Well, that was much prefabricated. Negative 2nd half after a actually nice initially – understandably it was also much enjoyable for the company – and a well crummy penalty, yet on the entirety we wholly deserved the win. And that was a spotless ending up by the boy Watkins, that takes Foden’s MOTM for 10m job-related.

Please sir, can we tinker via a demonstrator from the onset next match? Humbly yours,

👉 16 Verdicts on England 2-1 Netherlands: Watkins, subs, Mainoo, Southgate, *that* penalty and much more
👉 Euro 2024 Power Rankings: England seal pinnacle-two place yet Spain remain favourites
👉 England player ratings v Netherlands: Watkins a national rescuer as Foden, Mainoo shine

Possibly things are alright?
Remember this blog post?

England in the Euros final somehow without their Premier League counterparts. Job federal government. UK literally are pinnacle 20 of excites standings also if Johnny isn’t. Possibly things aren’t as impoverished as Johnny Nicholson says after with one voice. What a revelation.

Plenty of thanks

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