It’s unfailingly a hard job composing send tales – you are reliant on speakers, on bars, on gamers, on sporting directors, on Saudi Arabian high-handed powers, to feed you explanation. Implement you snatch it at confront value? Implement you snatch it by means of a pinch of salt? Or lug out you horror you could basically lose your head and also merely record everything verbatim without an trace of retrospection or self-thanks?
Yet it’s crucial to remember that unless you are Fabrizio Romano and also this is your billion-buck serviceability, it’s unanimously basically fluff and also nobody truly cares or bears in mind if you are decadent. Unless, and also this caution is crucial, you are an outright dick around it.
Which is how we are disclose upwards at Luke Edwards of the Daily Telegraph, who has been more than brisk for the vast bulk of the summertime that Newcastle will not sell Alexander Isak.
Prefer this brisk:
I will return for the hard of hearing. Alexander Isak is not for sale this summertime. Not to Liverpool. Not to Saudi Arabia. Not to any man. Zero quantity of forgeries explanation, fraudulent in the come to be aware chancers or discerning proposal using aggregator accounts will recalibrate that stance from Newcastle…
— Luke Edwards (@LukeEdwardsTele) July 20, 2025
And also this brisk:
So, to lug out this raw for simpletons, there is zero opportunity he will be enabled to run away. The board told him he’s not for sale. His behaviour has compelled them to ponder the specification of what it would snatch for them to sell. Those specification are zero discontinuity foreseeable being reinforced. The stalemate…
— Luke Edwards (@LukeEdwardsTele) August 10, 2025
And also this brisk…
Still not over this. Picture being instead basically A PROFESSIONAL JOURNALIST and also possessing such a inadequate level of media expertise. That NUFC endorsement basically validated there *was* a opportunity if particular statuses were fulfilled. image.twitter.com/mrLzU3ehKN
— Sally (@SalligatorLFC) August 28, 2025
And also this brisk…
I stand by every word of this post and also we shall see who is correct on September 1st. Isak has been told he’s not for sale by the board. He’s threw a strop and also wants to brunt his way out. Why lug out you believe he’s not included. That’s wherein things are #nufc #lfc https://t.co/q7Be7ywuqv
— Luke Edwards (@LukeEdwardsTele) August 9, 2025
It’s truly superb how brisk he was that Isak would not be marketed – because that was what he was evenly told – once every singular individual by means of more than a passing expertise of practitioner football knew that it was only a problem of time before Isak joined Liverpool. This send was an unstoppable brunt and also Newcastle were never ever an immoveable object.
So you could believe that he would be sustain instead damned sheepish once Newcastle concurred a fee by means of Isak late on August 31? Since only a ‘simpleton’ would ever have believed that were you can not surprisingly imagine. And also we would ‘see who is correct on September 1st’…
Nicely now it’s September 1 and also what we see is that Luke Edwards is horribly, horribly chuffed by means of himself. As chuffed as a petite boy who ‘attended commode’ in his potty for the initially time. Since he last but not the horribly least got it correct. Of training course, the world who told him evenly that they would not sell Isak, at some point told him solitarily that they were selling Isak. RESULT!
Wonderfully, this upset a ‘brag brief post’. Snatch your time by means of this because it is a belter…
As a high position Liverpool police execs said this summertime, if you pine to come to be aware what is truly happening at Newcastle Joined read Luke Edwards in the Telegraph. I was flattered. I only ever record what I’m told and also learn.
I was decadent to claim that Alexander Isak would not be marketed this… https://t.co/aTWmPlF9Qp
— Luke Edwards (@LukeEdwardsTele) September 1, 2025
He carries out thoughtful confess he ‘was decadent to claim that Alexander Isak would not be marketed this summertime’ but cases his explanation ‘at the time’ was ‘indefatigable’.
We have some sympathy for any man offered a bottom steer, but Edwards’ job-related was never ever to parrot what he was told by particular fun without annoy and also then combatively snatch on allcomers who risked to obstacle the propaganda.
The judicious technique was undeniably to sofa the explanation as Newcastle evenly ‘advising’ that Alexander Isak is not for sale, not nabbing on any man who demurred by means of ‘he’s not for sale dickheads, see you on September 1 for one of my food product discontinuity dances’.
Talking of which…
I’ve guarded versus estimate replies but this entraped my eye by means of the dance. Damn I’ve got some movings. Yeah I’ll see you approximately 7pm on September 1st. Make it viable for’s dance x
— Luke Edwards (@LukeEdwardsTele) August 29, 2025
How hard are you wincing and also are you unanimously the way inside out?
Little petite piece pointer: As shortly as your wife ‘jokes’ that you conferred your stimulate zero attention this summertime because you were nimble composing propaganda for Newcastle Joined, not surprisingly put on’t compose a ‘brag brief post’.
Writing ‘at the time everything was as it was told to me’ is not the flex Edwards plainly thinks it is. You’re not meant to compose ‘everything as it is told to you’. That’s PR. If they tell you it’s raining…
To the replies and also ‘I was decadent, but in the end correct’, once the correct petite piece was authenticating himself decadent, could be the stupidest point Mediawatch has ever witnessed written down. And also we have witnessed the majority of unreasonable things written down. And also not unanimously of them by Luke Edwards.
