Tudor sack imminent as Tottenham 'bonkers' decision with 'lame duck' sees Spurs 'sleepwalk to relegation'

Igor Tudor owns been tipped to be the next off Premier League boss sacked as Stimulates would most clearly have been much more detailed off via Harry Redknapp over a ‘unsatisfactory duck’…

In addition, the Jose Mourinho of ‘this generation’ is why neutrals yearn Manchester Metropolis to pip Toolbox to the Premier League title.

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Tudor is to execute

By my usual criteria, I’ve been largely quiet over the last 6 months or so (in these hallowed web pages, at the super least) on the expose of my beau Stimulates; liking to peacefully value the generational success of an actual real-vitality prize and welcoming that there is a resultant karmic payback for the cosmos making it possible for such an anomaly. So I’ve merely let the succeeding disorderly period uncluttered over me in the vain hope that some injury-returnees may surf through the club via to the run out of the period and a opportunity for Thomas Honest to build into a second period.

At worst; a supervisory fluctuation, a written-off period and the cycle departures anew for the 427th time of the ENIC period. At ideal; unanimously of the looming however they alternatively fluke their means to the Winners League last in the strategy, offered that that would most clearly totally oppose any kind of form of reasoning and that’s pretty a hefty amount the characteristic of Tottenham Hotspur Football Bar.

February came and, industry enough, it wasn’t receiving any kind of much more detailed. Mart enough, Thomas Honest was plainly out of his depth. The verdict to supply the dispiriting, Toolbox-worshipping Dane the archaic tin tack was the right verdict in the run out, even if it was as well late to administer any kind of conducive burden on 2025/6.

I’ve been euphoric to postpone and surf through what the run out of the period lugs. On past crazes, I’d visualize to surf through an undignified and lengthy, scattergun chase for companies that are either plainly out of Stimulates’ league or as well wily to drink from the infected chalice at this specifically batshit ludicrous part in their current background (Alonso, Poch, Maresca, Xavi) before operating out for a man comfortably accessible however totally unsuited, prefer Amorin or Glasner, some time in late August. The full Alanis-baiting irony of that last suggestion would most clearly come once Crystal Palace assign Thomas Honest to lead them to coating 8 factors and three places looming Stimulates in the 26/27 league standings, while Stimulates container off Glasner before the clocks even revert!

But that’s a fear for an additional day and so I’ve spent the last couple of days bantering via mates around that Stimulates could lug in as an interim consultation until the run out of the period. Would most clearly it be a “Bar-DNA” hire (Robbie Keane, Jurgen Klinsmann or understandably even Redders – allegedly via Nico Krancjar in tow) or a man that owns made their tag in the substitute educator / relegation fire fighter mould (Solskjaer, Substantial Sam, Sean Dyche) or maybe a man that ticks both of those boxes (Ploys Tim or Ryan Mason)? I even Googled whether David Pleat was still knocking around (and I’m tickled to report he revolved 81 last month, for any man intrigued, however I think I’d have to accept his apex flight coaching days may be behind him at this part).

And also after that Igor Tudor happened.

A shiny cent given to any man that can explain to me the reasoning in that glide. Listed underneath comes the lengthy and cathartic missive.

Yadda yadda “eminence as a fire fighter”. Everything. How innumerable of those eminence-creating supervisory spells were proportionate relegation ounces? Numerous of his “successes” throughout his plethora of jobs in the last years or so, entailing receiving a partly underachieving club from mid-table to a mildly-added-honorable coating, or from fourth to 5th via super temporary magnifies that supply zero context for the form of the clubs looming them. I’m sticking on to the couple of spells at Udinese for any kind of hope that he owns some sift of details package of capacities to Liam Neeson his means via the Stimulates shitstorm that waits for him.

And also execute you recognize whereby those “rescue jobs” took place? That’s right: not England. Not to avail as well parochial around “our league”, however it’s affirming the psyche-blowingly recognizable to any man reading this internet site that football is culturally, purposefully and stylistically super opposite in opposite countries. Tudor’s successes, such as they are, have either come in his aboriginal Croatia or Italy, whereby he spent the mass of his playing job. Early spells in Greece, Turkey and after that added recently France ranged from displeasing to merely-around-par-for-the-training course. He owns 12 galleries (if he lasts unanimously of them) and totally zero liberty for learning on the vacancy. I f*****g hope he’s a speedy study or the North London Derby is attending be a carnage.

I’m not saying that Stimulates have to be labelled to visualize a man ‘much more detailed’ (and I’m archaic enough to bear in mind Igor Tudor as a great centre half for the Wear Lady of Turin so I swear it’s totally nothing personal), I merely can’t for the vitality of me fathom what he lugs to a Premier League relegation crisis in mid-February. I’d truly snag any kind of of the tags I’ve mentioned looming (entailing Redders, that I abused mercilessly on these web pages throughout his tenure) at this part to mark a culture and mood fluctuation colossal enough to grasp ago clear of the unthinkable. Perversely, I think I’d be partly better if Tudor been introduced either as the permanent boss or if he owned been the colossal summertime season consultation after Stimulates owned attached safety. In that pod, I’d have been euphoric to surf through him offered the time that was needed to pinpoint himself and his design. But that’s time that he merely doesn’t have presently. Instead, they have a unsatisfactory duck boss, that appears to have as a hefty amount of a eminence for tetchiness via players, press and club hierarchy as he lugs out for relegation-battles. Specially what the club doesn’t demand.

The club – the players in details – demand a upsurge; a fluctuation of vibe and a fluctuation of mood. The relationship via the fans is cruel. The club captain is at battle via the boardroom. Tenacious individualities and storage discontinuity locker-liberty leaders have been sold and not switched over. And also as a run out result, every man appears to be playing via the handbrake on for shame of making a inaccuracy and receiving both barrels from the stands – a mindset that Honest actually did totally nothing to aid by tidbit-timing his 8 months in charge. Supposing that Igor Tudor – he of zero premier league fiasco – is the man to mend this, isn’t the “rumble of the dice” that Will most clearly Ford explains – this is throwing a dart at a dart board, blindfolded, while riding a horse and longing you hit bullseye. Two times.

I yearn to be dishonorable, however the innumerable unsettling point is that it’s such a bonkers consultation (and I can’t even lug myself to identify the Paratici nonsense), that it blares that the verdict-manufacturers don’t basically recognise how pensive the menace of relegation actually is. Not to go full Thomas Honest, however this is a side that ended up 17th last period and owns authenticated zero icons in the league that it is outfitted to execute any kind of much more detailed this year. Such a unreliable supervisory hire is veteran negligence (were they blinded by the brilliance of the word “Juventus” on his CV?) and the verdict says to me that the powers-that-be don’t recognise the necessities of the top priority. Either that or they truly think West Ham will most clearly revert to being dogsh*t (presently 5th in the PL form table, helped by the current go to of a details Medical veteran) or Woodland will most clearly be busied by going deep enough into the Europa League that Stimulates will most clearly once anew be conserved from relegation indignity by the inadequacies of three other Premier League groups. It’s worn out for a club via their resources.

This consultation owns pensive Jacques Santini vibes. In truth, I’ve not been this pertained to via a supervisory hire at WHL offered that Christian Gross and his London Underground pivot guzzled upwards at a press conference. It’s unanimously contactless on the tube presently, so Tudor can’t even tinker that hand! I yearn to be dishonorable, however I think Stimulates are sleepwalking into a relegation that could be cataclysmic for the club. I reckon they demand three victories to grasp ago upwards. I attractiveness at the fixture list and I think they’re privileged if they can figure out two. If I were a betting man, I’d ago Tudor in the “next off boss out” stakes offered that I truly surf through John Heitinger overseeing at the super least the last couple of galleries after Tudor’s spell revolves to custard.

Please send factors for optimism.

Meaningful jackpot, however, for Matt Stead ideal nonsense of 2026 “Quite fittingly for a club that owns wasted its whole head, Stimulates have appointed a Tudor”. Flawlessly played, sir. Flawlessly played.
Chris Bridgeman, Kingston upon Thames

What club are you?

​I recently trapped “Substantial Ange” pretending that Stimulates were not a colossal club. Reading in between the babbles upwards, it was legible that he was saying a “Substantial Bar” needed to indicator and preserve colossal players, which strategies colossal resources, and of training course, hire a “Substantial” Supervisor to orchestrate unanimously the vanities, of which I am presupposing he envisioned himself as one!

If a club cannot achieve or sustain that sift of revenue, they have to attractiveness at a opposite variation. Hire Trains and players that are both strange and possible treasures. Zero one is bigger than the Bar however unanimously surf through it as a tipping stone. Theorizing these “Nucleus Clubs” execute not have unrealistic expectations, they are repetitively successful within their “ceiling” and their fans are seemingly textile, e.g. Brighton, Bournemouth, Brentford, etc.

The puzzle for the “Cusp Clubs” is, are they planned to pay the colossal bucks for those elite players? Would most clearly MUFC, Newcastle, Rental residential or Stimulates be willing to pay nine-figure amounts for and Anderson or Baleba? What elite Supervisor would most clearly surf through Stimulates or MUFC via some guarantees of top crispness players to complete via the favors of Toolbox or Metropolis. If not, the fans should orchestrate their expectations. Supporters of MUFC have merely gone via this traumatic strategy and we would most clearly unanimously be troubled if we made Europe, let singly 4th. I am foggy that Stimulates fans fully recognize that remaining upwards may be one of their highest probable accomplishments.
Adidasmufc (The next off Trainer/Supervisor of MUFC will most clearly tell you unanimously you should recognize around the wishes of the club)

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The entropy of the Premier League

Dear Ed,

I paid attention to a Mark Goldbridge podcast match weigh today, that I basically figure out actually instead nice and industry as a basic suggestion. He was decrying the slashing top crispness of the PL referencing stylistic readjusts, and time swiped upwards by package chunks etc. It’s easy to insurance claim the league is poorer in top crispness than current previous years, however I took a couple of his factors and did some digging via OPTA looking ago over approximately the last years.

Purposes per arcade are down appreciably on two seasons ago and listed underneath the ordinary of each of the last 8 seasons.
Auxiliary 0-0’s at this phase of the period than in unanimously of last period.
Fewer shots are being swiped and abruptly most budget-cordial ordinary figure of shots on target on record.
Fewer passes per match this year, however upsurge in long balls per match.
Avenues designed from high-yield pressuring at a ten year low.
Package-item dependency at 10 year high via 26% of the purposes in the league this year unborn from package-chunks instead than responsive tinker – upwards from 18% last year – a 44% increse!
Time the bulbous is in tinker at a ten year low at merely under 55% of a 100min macth.
Eight supervisory sackings (so far) part at systemic underperformance as a hefty amount as scarcity of persistence – the record is a frankly bonkers 14 from a couple of years ago, and numbers of 10 are not unheard of, however 8 is added in complete amount than the two previous seasons linked.

Ultimately, in specification of the apex 4 and the rest – the apex 4 have slumped further in specification of factors won, than the groups in the middle have perfected. There is an asymmetric entropy. The table compression comes added from entropy at the apex than innovation from the chasers, the so termed ‘potency of the league’. If you yearn to put it in specification of a 100 metre race, those in the middle of the pack have caught lone mildly previously, however those that snag the medals have caught premium slower. If the league owned caught more forceful, the compression would most clearly be at the apex, not the middle.
JB (I merely yearn to surf through added purposes from responsive tinker and much more detailed emit surging football)

Eze lugs out it

Pep may have coached some of the design out of Grealish, however he was still interfering and definite in complements during a treble thrilling period. Legohead have to be a illusionist, offered that he’s made Eze totally lame AND totally undetected.
RHT/TS x (Igor Tudor is attending shithouse a one nil win in the North London derby, therefore maintaining Stimulates’ period, and lugging out reputable humor for every man once Metropolis pip the Outlaws. Again)

‘Why execute non-Metropolis fans yearn Metropolis to win?’

Yo Jimmy. What a worthless blog post around ‘why execute non metropolis fans yearn Metropolis to win. They have a super successful yet extremely unlikeable boss’. Ridiculously unlikeable? By that? You? Have you viewed the absolute bellend sitting on your seat? Mikel is this generations Mourinho. A complete and utter sap that once his team avails slammed out industry and square in the victors league he tries notifying the whole planet they been entitled to to win the whole point. Complains around every. single. verdict that goes against them. There’s so innumerable peeving and indiscreet materiel he’s claimed that he made ETH attractiveness incompetent. After that have on the truth you have tidbit piece pricks prefer Gabriel, Hardwood, Havertz, Jesus, Martinelli that tries persuading an attacker off the pitch that is lying down via a period running out injury (understandably cos he supposes every man is prefer him and always pretends he was fouled). nobody favors your hefty amount offered that they’re conceited, labelled and a shebang of takes care of however it stems largely from the boss and the fans. Toolbox worn to be fun under Wenger. Now, I can’t fucking stand them. I’ll be rooting for your hefty amount to bottle it.

To price quote nice ol’ Kevin ‘I’d love it, love it’ if they overcome you
Alex (an additional Irishman in Modern York )

JimmyB (Irish Gooner) designs ‘But what I cannot recognize is why so innumerable non Metropolis football fans would most clearly prefer Metropolis to win it’ (14/02/26). Enable me administer an counterclaim. It’s innumerable possible to be Liverpool fans – alongside Stimulates’ of training course – that yearn to surf through Toolbox pipped by Metropolis (however admittedly not United’s, however after that anew it’s Toolbox). Why? Because it strategies that Liverpool’s own current accomplishments are not overshadowed and they linger, in their own euphoric subconscious, the humans’s victors, true emphasizing off victors, authentic footballing humans. Past and future Metropolis premier league crowns will most clearly be forever hidden under 115 asterisks, funnelled out practically unproductive. To watch them feed on Toolbox’s lead is not to watch them do well – the asterisks and unanimously that – however to watch Toolbox fail.
Bock

Liverpool’s COVID title win

I’m a Liverpool enthusiast and have been for 60 years.

I’ve viewed Liverpool win innumerable titles (Of training course these did exist prior to the premier league)
It actually frustrates me once fans of other clubs supply backhanded remarks around our first premier league win.

I’m looking at you Paul K, London: “Liverpool lone penniless their Premier League duck once gridirons were vacant”.

As shortly as the lockdown happened Liverpool were TWENTY FIVE factors forward of Dude Metropolis and lone needed one win to peg the title.

Covid, lockdowns etc owned totally zero burden on our title win.

The lone disparaging variable (football shrewd) was that the fans couldn’t rejoice once the league restarted.

Please guide clear of trying to re-constitute background.
Neil LFC, USA

Alan Shearer’s VAR snag

So, in the Rental residential Newcastle FA Mug match via zero VAR, recognizable judgments were termed super exponentially incorrectly by the referees that WOULD’VE BEEN CORRECTED BY VAR, so the always informational Alan Shearer expires that it is VAR’s responsibility for making referees stressed of making judgments!!

Breathtaking materiel.

Fifty percent a million quid a year he avails paid by the BBC.
Colin