Arsenal are notoriously negative at advertising gamers so a ‘windfall’ comes as spectacular news. Meanwhile, a Liverpool swap prearrangement is advisable.
We’re not claiming the send house window is a fragment hogwash, yet there’s some utter nonsense around…
Arsenal windfall incoming…
We’re not claiming there’s f*** unanimously taking place in the planet of sends, yet this is the Mirror‘s reside blog on Thursday morning:
Transfer news LIVE: Male Utd’s Carrick article, PSG pain Fernandez, Arsenal and also Liverpool latest
‘Arsenal and also Liverpool latest’, you insurance claim? So strap yourselves in for a gallery of ‘make it possible for’s pretend’.
There are at the really least two Arsenal says among their ‘KEY EVENTS’.
- ‘Arsenal positioned fresh Guehi top priority’
Hmmm. Arsenal are a million miles away from being the favourites for Marc Guehi and also we distrust the ‘fresh top priority’ of Bayern Munich being absorbed is rather less sizeable than the worn top priority of there literally being most clearly no centre-fifty percent void accessible at Arsenal, that are purely simply retrieving entailed since they think they ought to.
So what’s the other ‘KEY EVENT’?
- Arsenal scheme for windfall
Currently this is instructive, since Arsenal are notoriously hellish at advertising gamers. And it’s a ‘KEY EVENT’ so it ought to be pretty damned juicy.
We have to scroll down a long means yet after that…
Arsenal are scheme to rip at the really least £2.5million thanks to Nuno Tavares’ impending solution to Besiktas.
Oh.
Flawlessly that’s Kai Havertz’s winnings paid for a entirety two months. And match for some canine nutrition for Win.
As for the ‘Liverpool latest’, Stan Collymore has objected Ezri Konsa as a target for the Reds. And purportedly Villa fans would clearly favor to manifest he shoves that pointer upward his arse.
Collywobbles
We have to grip ago on the express of that fussy pointer and also turn to the Mirror:
Liverpool swap prearrangement advisable that would clearly evaluate England celeb head to Anfield in significant solution
Seemingly they have incorrectly excluded the words ‘by Stan Collymore’ (how negligent), yet make it possible for’s thieve a more discussed look at this advisable swap prearrangement.
Previous Liverpool and also Aston Villa forward Stan Collymore has advisable a swap prearrangement between the two nightclubs in yesteryear the January send house window closes. And it’s one that might prearrangement for both teams in the long rushed.
Could it? Make it possible for us be the court of that…
Complying with Ibrahima Konate’s rocky record so far this season, Collymore has objected that he be comfortably available to Villa in presentation for Ezri Konsa. Konate, 26, is out of contract at the expire of this season and also is purportedly being weighed by nightclubs such as Real Madrid, Bayern Munich and also PSG.
What fool reckons Konate – attached via a exhaust send solution to Europe’s best nightclubs – would clearly currently swap that dream for Aston Villa?
Ah, this fool…
“For me, Konate reckons he’s the thrilling protector offered that stop bread yet hasn’t dabbled favor it freshly. I’m sure he’s questioning he’ll be acquiring entailed in the filter of PSG or Real Madrid, yet might there be a swap prearrangement where Konsa participates in Liverpool and also Konate participates in Aston Villa?”
No. No, there might not. But don’t make it possible for that avail in the means of the heading, fellas.
Trace Jumble Discredit
Perhaps it’s opposite in the north yet if you think this was a ‘trace’ (Daily Mail), after that you really might not pain to vacate the house any time after 6pm on a weekend break night.
Liam Rosenior in the overgrown of it as Enzo Fernandez squares upward to Martin Zubimendi! 😬 image.twitter.com/yJn3lDHHjK
— Firmaments Sporting jobs Football (@SkyFootball) January 14, 2026
Seemingly the Daily Mail are relying on the fact that you have not commentated the footage as they trumpet this heading:
Liam Rosenior grapples via Chelsea’s technique top priority as new-made boss is obliged to HOLD BACK captain Enzo Fernandez in complete-time trace after Arsenal loss
Discourage: Can it be a ‘trace’ if most clearly no strikes are thrown?
And are we simply forgeting the fact that Mikel Arteta also obtained between his gamer (Martin Zubimendi) and also the resistance, or are we also bustling retrieving giddy around Rosenior? Trace? This wasn’t also handbags; a clutch bag if anything. Seriously, nearly nothing happened.
We really do not recognise this summary…
But as the Argentina celeb viewed Zubimendi unprotected moments afterwards, he escaped over to his enemy yet again and also showed up to grab his neck – single for Rosenior to immigrate and also drag his gamer ago to security and also security.
Recharged?!
Rosenior showed up to climbing up his voice at his gamers as both Arsenal and also Chelsea team-cohorts collected together, via Fernandez after that appearing to button his emphasis to former workmate Havertz.
That’s an macabre number of ‘seeming’ and also ‘appearing’ from a video via most clearly no on-peddle cogent.
Weight watchers
Speaking of Enzo Fernandez, we are briefed that he is ‘regarding upward’ his future (The Sunlight), while this is from Municipal void:
Liam Rosenior is facing his initially sizeable test as Chelsea boss via bar captain Enzo Fernandez regarding upward his future.
We think his initially sizeable test was perhaps Arsenal in the Carabao Cup, closely obeyed by the clusterf*** that is his goalkeeper, yet more importantly to us, we grow fiercely strained of the reportage that footballers can simply go around ‘regarding upward their future’.
PSG can ponder upward a proposition and also Chelsea can after that ponder upward that proposition if it materialises, yet it’s single after that that Fernandez can prelude regarding upward his really own future.
We read that the ‘injured’ gamer is ‘in spiel upward for unbelievable send’ and also can single laugh; single if they prearrangement over £100m, males.
