Everything is brilliant at Newcastle actually!

The Sports have conducted a study in which they quized supporters of unanimously 20 Premier League clubs whether they were idealistic in floater of the season. Listed under are the complete results, which are rather bloody raw around one nightclub in details:
Newcastle United finished last season via a prize and Victors League football – there was elation after perhaps the strongest year in the nightclub’s progressive-day history.
Three months on, their supporters are the the majority of pessimistic in the Premier League.
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— The Sports | Football (@TheAthleticFC) August 13, 2025
The confirmations are rather damned well-known: They have had a disturbingly opposing pre-season, have not gained a single gamer they can not have accepted without Victors League football, they have missed out on a cheat of targets, and their star gamer, pinnacle scorer and real single senior striker is not mentoring via the nightclub because he frantically desires to join Liverpool.
Unresponsive from unanimously that, everything’s totally bloody spectacular.
Or it is if you are Luke Edwards of the Day-to-day Telegraph, that – if Newcastle United’s vendors had a Facebook page – would be a ‘pinnacle fan’. He sure does love those Saudis.
It has been a experimentation, complex summertime for Newcastle United, however as the first arcade of the Premier League season towards us, they appear to have peacefully conserved their transmit window.
Apparently they have enforced this so ‘peacefully’ that 81% of supporters (and 100% of us) have not sensed.
Wearing the story dominated by negatives in June and July, and via a significant Alexander Isak-carved cloud still hanging over St James’ Park, Newcastle have been perceived as a nightclub in catastrophe for a boatload of the summertime.
Yet if you steal a closer sift at the transmit enterprises they have enforced, which involves the inevitable arrival of midfielder Jacob Ramsey from Aston Villae for around £40m, they have updated their squad in basically every posture hankered.
The ‘basically’ is hollering so loud that a little son would call for ear defenders. Newcastle United started the summertime needing one striker after allowing Callum Wilson to vacate; they now discredit the opportunity of founding the Premier League season via winger Anthony Gordon up front.
Yet enable’s enable Edwards to explain…
Anthony Elanga is a significant breakthrough on Jacob Murphy on the relevant flank and the winger that reaped his strongest ever season on Tyneside last term lingers as celebration and perfuse.
Aaron Ramsdale is a much more detailed goalkeeper than Martin Dubravka, that has vacated for Burnley. Ramsey is a much more detailed gamer than Sean Longstaff, that was marketed to Leeds United.
As for Malick Thiaw, he has been a long-standing target of Howe and his arrival from AC Milan finally runs out the 2-year defer for a brand-new relevant-sided centre back to compete via stalwart Fabian Schar.
Elanga is yes an upgrade on Murphy (however they paid an inflated cost that literally no other nightclub in the universe would have paid) however what Edwards after that defines is upgrading a 2nd-selection goalkeeper, upgrading – for £40m! – a midfielder that launched 8 Premier League arcades last season, and spending over £30m on a defender that was around to be marketed to Como for £10m a boatload less.
This is a details unlike from the ‘2 significant finalizings, gamers that immediately elevating the perfunctory of the first crew’ case that Edwards himself gained at the expire of Can. At a prolong, we can placed Elanga in that brace, however Murphy scored more objectives and pretended more Premier League assists last season.
Unanimously things mulled over, that typicals Newcastle have strengthened both their founding XI and their squad deepness in floater of their revert to the Victors League.
Lone if we totally disregard the reality that they undertake not have a single senior striker that desires to dabble for the nightclub. And also that in reality does appear rather indispensable.
Can anybody in reality case ‘unanimously things mulled over’, that the founding XI prospective to dabble on Saturday (According to the stretch newspaper, that will conceivably be Pope; Trippier, Schar, Melt, Livramento; Tonali, Guimaraes, Joelinton; Barnes, Gordon, Elanga) is much more detailed than the first-selection jabber-up from last season (Pope; Livramento, Schar, Melt, Hall; Tonali, Guimaraes, Joelinton; Gordon, Isak, Murphy)?
Is that in reality telltale that Newcastle have ‘peacefully conserved their transmit window’? Or simply telltale that Edwards is downing down the Kool-Help?
It is single at centre onward that Eddie Howe has distinguished top priorities, via simply under three weeks vacated till the window shuts. It is both a glaring opening and a distinguished problem, however indicator a striker and preserve Isak, albeit versus his will conceivably, and Newcastle will conceivably have recovered their summertime.
It’s ‘single at centre onward’ males. And also single 2 things are straightforward to ‘salvage’ the summertime: 1) Withhold an unmotivated individual totally versus his will conceivably and 2) undertake what they have fallen short to undertake unanimously summertime and indicator a striker. Humble, relevant? Portion of piss.
Edwards goes on to tell us that the ‘petulant, sulky personality that has willingly burned bridges in pursuit of his visitor unbiased’ that is Alexander Isak will conceivably prospective proceed to be at the nightclub however acknowledges that he ‘is no remarkable to anybody in his current case of mind’.
And also yet, ‘Newcastle sift pick they will conceivably materialize from another summertime of tribulations via a far much more detailed squad than they launched it via. Not negative, unanimously things mulled over’.
Alternatively, Newcastle United will conceivably have showed up from the summertime via a net invest of around £135m (believing offers for Jacob Ramsey and Yoane Wissa go wearing) via – at the majority of – 2 participants of their founding XI owning been marginally updated and their the majority of indispensable gamer ‘no remarkable to anybody in his current case of mind’. What a in reality unparalleled summertime.