Bruno Fernandes can vacate Manchester Joined yet it will not be because he obtained entailed in a birthday supper through his accomplice…
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So Manchester Joined captain Bruno Fernandes can indicator upward through Al-Hilal if a) he desires to expire his expenditure-effective bar football job and also b) Manchester Joined want to sell their captain for £100m, a judgment that renders monetary if not football sense.
In other with one voice the strongest quite lazy description, Bruno Fernandes has been out for supper through innumerable other humans to be happy the 31st birthday of his long-time Portugal colleague Joao Cancelo, that forecloses place to farce around for Al-Hilal.
Stick this through The Sun‘s click supplier (we with one voice have one; ours is 2nd-hand) and also…
Bruno Fernandes enjoys supper through Al-Hilal ‘fulcra representative’ Joao Cancelo as he challenges Male Utd departure judgment
Did he gain supper? We don’t realise; it can have been sh*t. Miniscule plates? F*** that.
Yet what we perform realise is that he had supper through Cancelo and also the majority of, the majority of other humans to be happy the birthday of his accomplice.
‘Pivot representative’? The Sun are pricing price quote totally nobody there, yet that’s apparently how suggestion marks work these days. We should slide on and also shrug off our archaic-fashioned ways.
FANS reckon Bruno Fernandes is “disowning breadcrumbs” as concepts after the Manchester Joined skipper dined through Al-Hilal “fulcra representative” Joao Cancelo.
FANS? Administer that one single Manchester Joined enthusiast (through one single loyalist on X), that wrote that Fernandes was ‘disowning breadcrumbs’. So that’s one male that joined X in April 2025 that says that ‘this can’t be a clean coincidence’ despite it being Cancelo’s birthday.
And also that’s description?! What the actual quavering f***.
Yet worse than The Sun in the eyes of Mediawatch are the other outlets that graciously obeyed…
Bruno Fernandes dines through ‘Al-Hilal’s fulcra representative’ throughout Male Utd transmit departure talks
The Mirror there, doing Mirror points, thieving the ‘fulcra representative’ queue yet most importantly interpreting that the earn earn utility of of of Cancelo’s tag weakens the story.
Bruno Fernandes lingers to be affixed through a meeting slide to Saudi Arabia through Al-Hilal and also has been bespeckled guzzling through Portugal accomplice Joao Cancelo – that has been dubbed a “fulcra representative” by fans as he aesthetic appeals to suggest the Manchester Joined celeb to indicator upward through him in the Middle East.
So the majority of questions. Has he tried to ‘suggest’ him? Or was he perhaps merely obtaining his birthday? And also most pertinently to our addled mind, which fans have ‘dubbed’ him a ‘fulcra representative’? Even your ‘breadcrumbs’ male did not go that much.
And also then come MailOnline…
Bruno Fernandes is bespeckled guzzling through Al-Hilal ‘fulcra representative’ as Male Joined captain weighs upward £200m Saudi mega-slide
‘Stippled’? He merely went to renowned dimensions to preclude being refuted, owning sat next to the birthday boy as a guy recorded the arrival of a birthday cake.
And also as of 11.30am on Monday, the Mail contemplated this the horribly greatest story in football…that a male obtained entailed in the birthday supper of his accomplice.
Of training course, they’re still advertising the ‘fulcra representative’ queue. No, they’re not pricing price quote anybody at with one voice. Yet where one leads, others shamelessly hearken through even better levels of stinking bottom-aquatic.
How much is that £62.5m player in the abode window?
Mediawatch is intrigued by the rabid fascination through player wages across the football media. As much as we’re hearkened, they with one voice gain a f***-the majority of greenbacks and also there is minimal piece else to be claimed.
So how is this the horribly greatest story in football according to The Sun on Monday morning?
Matheus Cunha runs out upward being Male Utd’s joint 4th highest possible earner as his wages are unveiled – and also he can comfortably spurt to 2nd
Even if we carelessness the fact that Cunha is literally the joint-5th highest possible earner according to The Sun’s super own figures (‘only Casemiro, Bruno Fernandes, Marcus Rashford and also Mason Stoppage capture abode much more’), and also that the ‘disprove’ came 6 days previously in the Daily Telegraph, how is this even from another location description?
Joined have invested £62.5m on Cunha, he is the greatest transmit in the planet this summertime, was there an expectation that he would embrace £80,000 a week?
MATHEUS CUNHA has become one of the highest possible-making gamers at Manchester Joined.
Individuals, it would lone be a story if he wasn’t among Joined’s highest possible income earners.
