Liverpool: Elon Musk to rename Anfield in 'first ten days' after ousting FSG, but what about the 'cow on ice'?

FSG are in the protocol of ballsing it upward for Liverpool again yet what would certainly Elon Musk do in his initially 10 days as owner? In addition, ought to Manchester United have enacted on Erik 10 Hag more time?

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Musk’s initially 10 days as Liverpool owner
Via Elon Musk admittedly kit to acquisition Liverpool (at least according to our ever-qualified papers), I ordered my crew of boffins to mix upward the quantum supercomputer and forecast the earth’s richest individual’s initially – and last – 10 days as club owner.

Day 1: Musk buys Liverpool FC wearing US Government silver and his initially orders as owner are to relabel Anfield ‘QAnonfield’ and match the Liverbird on the club badge wearing one of those heelarious smiley fox mutt things.

Day 2: Has it cooked up applicable into the club’s records that he was their owner, top marker and highest ever manager.

Day 3: Appoints Rupert Lowe as loan supervisor and Joe Rogan as fitness specialist who then enforces a coaching reign that involves alcohol consumption liquidised duplicates of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged and microdosing on Ketamine.

Day 4: Musk Sacks Mo Salah, articulating him to be a DEI hire.

Day 5: Appoints himself manager and implements crew conglomeration wearing Twitter Poll.

Day 6: After wasting 164-0 to Borussia Dortmund wearing a crew including James Corden and the female that plunked the kitty in the canister upward front, Musk incisions off satellite access for Germany.

Day 7: Musk, having sacked all his SpaceX designers for ‘being also woke’, initiates making his own rockets wearing the purpose of letting loose them as segment of the half-time manifest at QAnonfield. However the initially exit takes off applicable into the Kop end, nuking the well known stand. Via the stadium basically unfurnished aloof from a handful of Musk fanboys, the single casualty is the lodger of honour, Nigel Farage, who languishes a slightly singed escaped butt.

Day 8: Having emboldened away every single Liverpool fanatic, Musk’s strategies to entice female adherents to the ground by granting them a unshackle jackpot of his individual milk are contented wearing widespread disgust.

Day 9: Musk’s ‘expense-subduing’ weigh to sack all club coverage personnel and match them wearing ED-209s goes unscrupulous in the most foreseeable means as they wound via the metropolis. Entirety quantity carnage is hampered yet as they loss short to negotiate the openings at St George’s Hall.

Day 10: After protest on the highways from Exuberance of Shankly whereby they telephone call him merciless, icky tags, Musk announces he’s junking Liverpool and buys Guy Utd from the Glazers instead. Already a rescuer in Salford, he appoints Wayne Rooney as manager. Their form lingers devilish yet languishes certainly no recognizable devaluation. Musk finally detects inner peace and thankfulness via tailing Antony’s stepovers in slow-gliding-gliding movement and retires from public spiritedness.
Quarantino, ITFC, Chairman of the Bored

Liverpool’s ‘cow on ice’
Abode to LA presently after basically a month in the UK, not having anticipated unborn previously to a smoggy orange-black sky and big smoldering places of a metropolis in demolish.  Jet-lag helped in waking 4am listed below to check-up our early mug affiliation vs Accrington Stanley at Anfield, yet forgive me the few stippled remarks I want to make.

– the match was skitterish for half a half, and pretty staggered to check-up Alexander-Arnold instigating today; draw your own conclusions there

– initially believed we’d never withhold a unspoiled sheet wearing Endo inspiring high in VVD’s uncover against a speedy forward

– despite assisting the opener Darwin owned me tearing my hair out again all match long; I recall Maria Sharapova once terming herself a cow on ice (in a rare manifest of self-deprecation); draw your own relationships there

– owned single seen a few YouTube clips of Ngumoha playing in diverse Unders previously today…  tailing him for 70 min finally offered me more legibilities what the buzz is around; the boy is impressive (1st half specifically), offered upward we’ve nicked him off Chelsea, he visual appeals ridiculously swearing

– sheer pleasure to watch another Jayden Danns loping rushed thru the core of the park and doing uniquely what cows on ice cannot wearing a tidy poacher’s enveloping

– I’d disgruntled Chiesa was unborn to be an Italian Arthur Melo for us and we’d never check-up him lace upward capably, and not that one blow moves the needle a number, yet how could you not love the beaming smile on this individual’s face after all he’s been via

– applicable, it’s previously to bed presently for me goodnight
Eric, Los Angeles CA  (I’ve seen for years the Kop hangs a banner that testimonials Los Angeles You Are Also Hot, and while I determine the Morrisey track I’ve never knew why it’s mounted there.  Well I still wear’t, yet suffice to case it resonates deeply for me at the moment.)

Guy Metropolis to test brittle Liverpool
The sky blue tetris bricks are sliding applicable into unit to plunked Metropolis in prime position to filch advantage if Liverpool’s crew crumbles also a number under the weight of fighting on four fronts.

At the previously the loose ( overplayed ) commodities are Virgil and Gravenberch . Scousers are certainly no doubt keeping every little thing gone across that they both make it via winter months and withhold going applicable into the Springiness.

You would certainly reckon that Arne’s summer season conserving would certainly make it viable for him to lug in a Marc Guehi form long term remedy, but there are certainly no audios so far.

The unlike other defensive weak particles are, I guess, Konate , Bradley, Robertson and the Greek fellah Tsimikas (?)

To which I humiliation whether Dominik possesses been pressed applicable into muttering to his global crew companion around how the wharfs are far funkier and culturally cooler than the Dorset coastline.

Over again I do not make utilise the ‘having to’ dabble in four competions these days , its ludicrous.

Psycologically,  having Pep in the rearview mirror wearing Metropolis’s recent history of come recommends etc will certainly test the spines of Slot and his crew.
Peter . ( nice to check-up Graham Porter previously ). Andalucia.

Perform FSG never learn?
Staunch Liverpool fanatic for over 50 years.

Perform we NEVER learn from our past lessons?

Relevant presently we are standing in a nice position to win the league.

BUT, we are single a few injuries to key players, or a tad fragment of deficiency of form (EG last 2 video games) from being lugged previously.

We were in a indistinguishable position last year chasing for 4 trophies and what did FSG do – nothing!

They have been slow-gliding-gliding in addressing the contract priorities of 3 key players.

And also worse, do they not realize than NOW is the time to centralize the crew.

So listed below’s my gimmicky years willingness list:

1) A gimmicky escaped previously – Love Robbo, yet he is retarding and can’t dabble all the video games and Tsimikas possesses been godawful lately.

2) A solid Facility previously – If we lose Virgil we are f***ed, Konate is nice yet injury unsafe and Quansah merely isn’t pretty all ascertained for a instigating uncover against much closer teams. Joe is in a akin means injured.

Come on FSG yank your finger out, we could never make utilise a much closer tactic.
Neil, LFC, USA (Please dabble the progeny on Saturday)

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Absent out on 10 Hag
This probably is entitled to a turn on last offer yet every little thing.

I do reckon 10 Hag would certainly have offered us competitive in the league wearing more time. We determine his prize record. Placement aloof rumours he owned lost the crew, he was mid-spruce upward, having been entailed in introducing and bringing in: Amad, Mainoo, Mazra, De Ligt, Martinez, Yoro, Ugarte – all of whom are key to the side – along wearing Højlund, who I believe still will certainly be and Garnacho who is merely not in the gimmicky Amorim device. Plus there were boldy strategies to present more academy players, a duty that appears to have stalled, and the addition of unlike other future hefty talents.

He obtained rid of dilemma players also, and owned helped nurture Maguire previously to form and Rashford to one of his impeccable seasons. When we owned a full suitabilities side for a heart overtaken, we overcome Metropolis in a final.

I wear’t reckon it’s that wild to case more time would certainly have lingered to centralize things. Sure, the club over invested on Antony and Zirkzee yet basically every manager recovers some things unscrupulous.

You can panache at the records of plenty of a manager, who have attained a number less in more time. Yet of training course, it could be we already saw the apex and it was gleaning compelled in be downhill from listed below.

Sliding doors. Still reckon he ought to have seen out the season so at least in worst bathing the next off individual owned a send window and a pre-season.
Badwolf

United have to dissuade being a ‘Location Nightclub’
Of the plenty of priorities that Guy United need to mend as a crew, from Ratcliffe to Amorim, is that they have to dissuade United being a ‘Location club’. In fact, I wasn’t also aware of this phrase till a pair of months previously, yet it all gains sensation. Most players come to United, and they feel that they’ve immigrated. So plenty of of United’s top paid players in recent times have such suboptimal project and compel. Swipe into consideration Pogba, Rashford, Sanchez, Sancho, Casemiro, Varane. The malaise possesses in a akin means impacted vibrant players, who make utilise forward of themselves such as Garnacho and by some records Mainoo. Although they’re probably glancing at Antony’s 200k/week and believing ‘I’m much closer than that!’

Worse, United have been expenses favor a destination club without basically being an elite crew. That’s the worst incorporation. Madrid is a destination club that have been elite on the peddle. I appear to recall that their initially incarnation of galacticos played most Hollywood football yet didn’t win basically as a number as the crew would certainly case, yet over the past 10 years, you can’t case wearing their incarnation.

Condemning off this band-help will certainly be harrowing. It methods players will certainly occasionally offer up for unlike other ‘destination’ nightclubs. That’s all applicable. We can check-up today the discrepance in between Amad’s compel and Rashford’s. Rashford is taller, more formidable, quicker, and probably a more talented footballer. The discrepance is merely that Amad is kneading more difficult and glancing to make utilise much closer every day. The mentality that CR7 embodied, and that incorporation of top-level talent coupled wearing top level commitment is what’s needed. If it comes to a selection, top level commitment will certainly filch the club further than top level talent. Merely panache at Bournemouth and Woodland.

Merely rate Mainoo and would certainly despise him to go. Yet if it’s a selection in between paying him injudicious wages or letting him go, I’d rather the last. Relevant presently, there’s an ever-bigger pool of talent out there and in the academy also, and the clever silver is on detecting players who believe that they have to withhold perfecting, rather than those glancing for a payment.
Ved Sen (MUFC)

Down wearing inverted wingers
After tailing [insert inverted wingers name here] dissuade his rushed, incision previously and enact it within for the nth time, I owned an epiphany on why I despise vibrant football so a number. When you distill football down to its crux, the point that recovers us all off our benches is a player running at, and outdistancing an assailant. OR as we gained application of to telephone call it in the ratty days… leaking!

I was not promising sufficient to check-up George Perfect live yet plenty of have oriented me that once he picked upward the round in midfield, the throng would certainly basically go quiet in expectations. I have been promising sufficient to check-up Messi live and the whole throng would certainly lean forward or stand, engrossed by what he could do (certainly no, he did not dabble his whole job as an inverted winger!).

Of training course there are exceptions to every dominion, and a few, favor Robben and Henry to moniker two, were pretty a number unstoppable on their day yet inform me you wear’t hark previously to the days of a winger outdistancing a individual and recovering a cross in? Or do you prefer the soporific “tiki taka” that Guardiola refined?

There is a convenient side to this too. Each time the IW incisions within, he compacts the reprehending midfield and protection. Watch a video game in high rate and it is favor a pendulum, escaped to applicable to escaped to applicable. Yet overcome the initially player and you have concurred discontinuity terming for a protector to come out of position, which devises more discontinuity. In fact, I’ll be willing to wager that also in this highly regimented, honesty football we presently check-up, the bulk of purposes are racked upward from speedy running violates down the wings obeyed by some sift of cross applicable into the box.

To underline my time, inform me a more exhilarating urge than Henrick Larsson’s flying header against Bulgari in Euro2004.
Adidasmufc (Also clinically depressed around the L.A. fires to offer a pithy tagline)

The Premier League’s impeccable employers
I have a frustrate for the mail box, in light of the recent chat around Arteta and his expenses, and bearing in mind previous chat around Liverpool under Klopp and United under approx 427 supervisors in the last 10 years: what nightclubs have a nice prominence in work? We’re not speaking “deals that make a wages” yet deals whereby the player bargains.

My default would certainly have been Metropolis, wearing the impeccable chequebook manager in the agency. Singularly, once you actually panache at it, is that true? They have the trophies yet this is more around percentage of transmits that are nice. Most hits (e.g. Aguero, Toure, Kompany, De Bruyne), for sure, yet an godawful number of misses out on (Robinho, Jesus, Balotelli etc). Is Ake a profitability? Was Cancelo? Was Sterling? Or is it merely that they’ve invested a mid sized countries expense fund and owned some wins along the means?

United have owned a few nice transmits yet admittedly more hellish ones. I would certainly case that possesses revolved slightly in the last 4 years wearing more wins than losses, yet still not a nice symmetry. At all. Also under Sir Alex it was rarely ever a solid symmetry. Some ironclad wins, yet in a akin means a shebang of Djemba Djembas.

Hodgepodge? Is Havertz a profitability? Is Rice? Odegaard ordinarily is. Gabriel and Saliba are wins. Jesus and Sterling are admittedly not. (Undoubtedly not a nice symmetry under Arteta but.)

Liverpool? My instinct is that it’s a solid symmetry, yet once you panache at the niceties, there’s some solid losses there also. Gravenberch possesses revolved from one to the unlike other. Nunez is a nope (from me).

Chelsea? Yikes. Prefer Metropolis yet wearing more abhorrent and blind throwing silver at a wall coating. And also what of players favor Salah and De Bruyne? The applicable player yet not enacted on a opportunity? Undoubtedly no defining Lukaku but.

Newcastle? I would certainly case they’ve done pretty well, yet again the blackouts are oftentimes on the quiet.

Spurs? A solid satchel of frogs is my feel. For every Son there’s plenty of a Bergwijn. Is Udogi a profitability?

Help me out, who possesses basically done well or is every individual merely varying it wearing disparaging or much closer PR?
Badwolf

Salah the all-round genius
Yes, Salah bangs in the purposes favor certainly no one ever possesses previously, and then he puts a cherry on top, by arranging purposes for all around him (I’m sure he’ll also lend an assist for Joe Gomez previously this season is done). Yet he possesses another talent that puts all that in the shade.

He is boldy the earth’s impeccable contract negotiator – merely panache at how he toenailed the horribly clever guys at FSG to the floor. He retains the adherents snugly in his times off by playing wearing a smile on his face, never posturing upward, and letting loose and racking upward a auto plenty of purposes. After that he recovers the adherents to negotiate on his behalf by abandoning tad bombshells each time he wins his weekly MOTM accolade, and at the super same time he’s signaling FSG I want every little thing – silver, gold, their initially born progeny, etc, and there’s minimal FSG can counter wearing. By comparison, compare him to unlike other pre-Madonnas who edict favor petulant progeny stamping their feet and screaming that they want an ice-cream, whilst doing a number less than fuck all on the peddle (yes, Trent, I’m glancing at you). Salah is not single a footballing genius, he is a genius full-dissuade. Compensation him.
CJB, LFC, Dublin. PS: I’m not 100% particular the Gomez urge will certainly occur.

The Spurs advantage
Sorry Tom G yet you and Ange are (maybe purposely in his bathing) conflating that tips around not securing against swearing pounces wearing the laws around red card offences:

“Unless there is a easy to understand urge-racking upward tactic for the non-vexing crew, the umpire ought to not dabble the advantage adhering to red-card offences, specifically those involving soaked up foul dabble or fierce manner, or offences that necessitate a 2nd yellow card.”
James Outram, Wirral

Media turning Arteta
Dear Gofezo and plenty of others if you actually reckon Arteta is ‘blaming’ the round for Hodgepodge’s Carabo Mug defeat then you actually didn’t pay emphasis to Arteta’s build-upward match conference and it’s an example of whereby we are in this media earth how his words have been twisted and the means human beings have dropped for it.

Remarking on something is not the super same as snappy around it and it’s definitley not the super same as blaming it.

The fact that Arteta talks around the ironclad point being racking upward purposes and not being application provider sufficient in front of urge being disregarded by the media speaks volumes. And also for an instructor favor you Gofezo to loss for the twisted words of the media speeaks volumes around your research methods.
Chris, Croydon