That’s what the Champs League obligatory: Aston Villa overcoming real, real job Bayern Munich. Wow. The mails are in.
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Upwards the f***ing Villa
Boohoo, the brand-conspicuous layout. Boohoo, the ticket rates.
Stick that in your f***ing hosen. Upwards the f***ing Villa and ¡Vamos Colombia!
Neil Raines
…AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Oh my. %^%$&£ $%^%$^&% ruddy me!!!
Gary AVFC, Oxford (Jhon Duran is already a VP cult hero)
…I remember the first time I obtained printed in the mail box, Villa were after that pilfered treatment of by Paul Lambert, we owned a couple of sweet young world teamers coming wearing (Albrighton, Weimann, Bannan) and he seemed to be the correct supervisor. Those players varied from Prem winner to Championship stalwarts, but the juncture is, Lambert wasn’t specifically sweet and we were pretty spunk by prem standards.
Over the interfering years, I’ve grossed in, occasionally sent out, occasionally not, about how Villa circled the sewer, sunk, stank, owned the cabbage throw-in run-in, after that hired a fan as supervisor that teamed upwards by means of a boyhood fan player and obtained us proclaimed. I duplicated to write occasionally as Gerrard noted them, was clearly shite and owned us teetering on sinking once more.
I write tonight, since we have just exceeded Bayern Munich. Actual, real job, Bayern. In the Champs League.
WTAF.
I love this staff. I love football.
Nik. UTV. (To the other Villa fans, by means of a emphasized howl to those that write in, invariant or not, I hope you f**monarch savored that)
…We did perfectly once Chelsea and West Pork wouldn’t pony upwards for Duran.
My word, what a sub.
Paul
Avail in the Massive Six botherers
For some other top 6 misery-ers and Champs League enjoyers: congratulations. Hope you savored that also fifty percent as a lot as we savored PSG.
Roger, Newcastle in London
Is the brand-conspicuous layout clearly colorful?
Listen to me out… I’m completely on board by means of all the talk of this layout being uncut tripe. It is.
Yet perhaps, just perhaps, this dearth of jeopardy in between the bigger groups is.. actually a sweet point?
Just completed tailing the Villa game (what a win!). Thumbed favor Kompany hopeless to just throw the food product place sink at it in the run out, favor he recognized that wasting by another aspiration was worth the gamble of completely going for the draw. PSG tossed vigilance to the windstorm for 10/15mins last night also. Would conceivably both sides have been just as gung-ho in the ratty-made group video games? In the ratty layout, there was more at stake than just conserving face. (all 4 groups will conceivably virtually undeniably go wearing below)
Have we accidentally unlocked the Unanimously-Superstar video games? The substantial youngsters going gung-ho cos it doesn’t actually plight? Could it be caboodles of fun to watch these players under rather less strain, therefore uncovering UEFA’s (entirely accidental) masterstroke? I’d be in.
Nick, Irish Gooner in Berlin
Nothing incorrect by means of being a super-sub
There was a queue of supposed that popped upwards once the readjust to 5 subs came in that we would last but not least administer consumption to a phase whereby being labelled in the start queue-upwards week-in week-out would shun being an indicator of a player’s stomaching.
With Jhon Duran’s capabilities off the pew this season, have we last but not least received to a juncture whereby that can have come to be a truth? The commentators have spent the totality time he’s been on the presentation in this Bayern game procedure he have to be start, that Emery have to be alignment a means to tinker him and Watkins with each other, but I can’t assistances sensation that they’re absent out on the juncture only.
Watkins and Duran are perhaps the plenty of awesome tag staff in football correct presently, and I can’t browse through Duran or Emery aching to readjust anything about that any time speedily.
J, Spurs fan in Yorkshire
PS. What an unscrupulous goalkeeper Martinez is. Say what you favor about his shithousery, the male can preserve anything.
Martinez > all the rest
Oli, as a neutral I was sceptical that the ManU/ Villa goalkeeper analysis was a draw. A Planet Cup winsome goalkeeper, you’re a Villa fan and I think you were being kind. After last night it isn’t also chummy, how any individual doesn’t browse through Martinez as the highest keeper in the earth correct presently staggers me.
Rob, Betsham
Tool kit smashing it
I wasn’t attending write in since I intended plenty to implement so but we just coasted to a 2-0 success over PSG in the Champs League and zero one did so I supposed I would.
Zero this isn’t the PSG of a couple of years ago but it really felt so sweet to watch us manipulate a substantial Champs League component. I never doubted we would win from the first minute, we were so comfortable (perhaps also comfortable occasionally but still). What a readjust Arteta, Edu and Co have pilfered treatment of in a couple of years, substantial substantial kudos.
Rob A (watch us administer a meal of overcoming Southampton at the weekend, this is the Tool kit means presently) AFC
Continue to be humble
So, Mark MCFC, Celtic (Champs of their league) urging on their correct to partake in the CHAMPIONS league is to be sneered at? I’d niggle that, as Champs of their league, they have as a lot (if not more) correct to be in that gathering than the majority of groups that are confiscating portion. You recognize, the ones confiscating portion that are champs of clearly clearly nothing? Whether you think they are any sweet or not is besides the juncture. It’s this queue of theorizing that leads to pointers favor the European Super League – why have to we tinker this dross every week? Only those noted saying have to partake.
It wasn’t that long ago that Municipal gap were misery in the lesser leagues of the English football pyramid, so you would think that would provide you some viewpoint. You remember, wear’t you? The time before you obtained that significant vaccine of blood money that was grossed on the endorses of dead guests? The time before you offered that money, going against all the financial notions, to supercharge your squad? You have to remember, it wasn’t that long ago.
Potentially nail the advise from one of your really own players – one that was amassed by means of all that grandiose silver – “stay humble”.
Pete (and Pep admirations why human beings stab Municipal gap ‘cleaned up off the face of the earth’) Someplace
On Male Municipal gap domination
Whilst I appreciate the confident endorsement in assuming that Manchester Municipal gap won’t continue to conquer English football, I’m not advised it’s based on a lot other than hope. I median, it will conceivably perhaps run out *at some point*, but I wear’t browse through that being horribly speedily. Seems favor there’s 4 likelihood futures.
Future 1:
Pep actually fancies going against all Premier League documents, entailing Fergie’s league title unshortened and keeps to retirement era. Manchester Municipal gap continue to conquer.
Future 2:
Pep makes a choice to sack it all off, packs his perfectly fitted manufacturer jumpers and heads off to New York to try his competent at open mic nights and never seizes treatment of once more. At this juncture (and I’m actually sorry to raising this Tool kit fans), if I am an all-overcoming leviathan of a nightclub hell bent on earth domination, I’ll perhaps just throw a numbers of money at the 2nd ideal supervisor in the league and lug on (virtually) as if clearly nothing taken place. Specifically if that supervisor possesses a relationship to the nightclub already. Manchester Municipal gap continue to conquer.
Future 3:
Pep/competent predicament, but for some substantiation Tool kit Micky doesn’t intricate the Municipal gap job. AND Municipal gap administer consumption the next analysis incorrect. Prefer, Tim Sherwood incorrect. After that perhaps, only perhaps, we run out upwards in a earth whereby Tool kit, Liverpool & Chelsea win more titles than in the last 10 years. Yet, this relies on Municipal gap soliciting something incorrect – and if you’ve been paying attention, they wear’t implement that horribly classically.
Future 4:
Male Municipal gap administer consumption sufficiently used over by the 115 fines. Not ‘wings clipped’ but ‘butchered, tweezed and cooktop readied’ used over. I wear’t think this is specifically probable, based on my unshortened and wilful crudeness on the totality point. I premeditate the penalty will conceivably be just enough for Municipal gap fans to bemoan about it being silly, and all other fans to bemoan about it being also forgiving.
There are thinkable scenarios whereby, for example, a self-enough nightclub favor Manchester United sorts itself out and improves to advertise a level more explained than Male Municipal gap’s but I pined to advertise this rather easy to understand.
Jeremy Aves
Why I can’t gloat about Male Utd
Having decayed as a Liverpool fan wearing the unity of Ferguson’s time at United, I have to by means of any serendipity be gloating over and gaining every miniscule of the existing stipulate of Male U. Yet, I am just blinded by the light reflecting off Pep’s triumphant bald pate. In brief, United are whereby we were in the ‘90s and noughties and once we owned bucket caboodles of salt poured correct into our wounds. Yet, sadly, we are not whereby they were in that period and it’s a substantial privilege past. We ultimatum to locate our Slot speedily.
Balaji, Amsterdam
Male Utd infamy, infamy…
Male Utd aren’t a substantial nightclub. They’re titanic. Also Wear Trafford appearances favor a relic tugged from the bottom of the sea these days.
John (South Africa)
Male Utd are all fur layer and zero knickers
With the talk of substantial 6, substantial 4, substantial appendages and Male Utd’s place in all this I think one juncture is being missed. United are favor one of those ratty mansion families, possesses a congenital title of past splendor, puts on the ratty fur layers to ceremonies, testimonials buying in Harrods but actually are buying in Aldi or Lidl.
That have Utd amassed in the last 10 years that any of the other top 6 – 8 nightclubs would have gone for? De Ligt owned stopped working by means of 2 monumental European nightclubs, Ugarte couldn’t administer consumption a game in Ligue 1, Casemiro was prepared or else Real would have kept him, Hojlund blares West Pork!! Mason Mount? Permit’s not also reference Antony. Unitedinfocus.com possesses a list and it is actually regrettable the really own brand dross they have signed in that period.
ETH can be a portion of the priority, but if all that is signed are past it, never were and a couple of mid table requirement players perfectly after that mid table is perhaps whereby you have to be.
Mel – Dublin, Berlin, Athlone Territory
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Defending Ten Hag
To start with, what a depression that other nightclub fans are preparing in to talk about Male Utd instead of their really own nightclubs which tinkered over the weekend #WeLivingRentFree
Now on to ETH, we the fans and the nightclub collectively grossed a verdict to provide Erik one year to affirm himself under a stable brand-conspicuous residential (Ignore the arrangement expansion, that was just for the payback). It’s only been six weeks, let’s not administer consumption cool feet so speedily.
As well as so much this season, we browse through the staff relocating in the instructions of high emboldening schemes lead by the front four and stabilized by midfield 2. So there is a crucial plan coming wearing. Although this strategy can disclaim craters if a protector goes against the jabbers upwards as defined by Jon Mackinzie for the Athletic. As well as both Micky VdV and Bart van Rooij took complete privilege.
Now it’s upwards to ETH to resolve it before the next staff figures it out also. Wellness and fitness levels are also not completely there so we browse through weak tinker in the 2nd fifty percent and that can only streamline by means of time. My other supporters, ideal to drown out the cogent esp. if grossed by fans of groups that refuge’t watched the royal box of Wembley in years (perfectly actually Tool kit did win the ecosystem guard in 2023 so they administer consumption a pass 😛 ). ETH sticks around the only supervisor to have objective upwards exceeded Male Municipal gap in 2024. Also the mighty Real Madrid can only hang on for a draw and nick it on pens.
Unanimously that said, if existing crazes continue till Xmases after that there is respectable substantiation to contemplate matching the supervisor.
Lastly, kudos to Mediawatch all this week as they are patiently divulging the joint clickbaiting media frenzy about Male Utd and ETH.
Gaurav MUFC Amsterdam
Barclays: The original sportswashers
Sorry to be a sustaining spunk, but I obligatory to respond to the email from Oliver Dziggel in this morning’s mail box.
Nothing against Oliver, I actually favor your invariant payments, but just to call out your recourse of financial school.
Barclays are the original sportswashers, since of their sponsorship of our league that predominantly shows up to be disregarded. They wages from existing combats and have a less than saying history by means of their discrimination advice.
The substantiation they can administer cost-free passports is they wages off sustaining.
Apologies to lugging the tone down, I’m actually gaining this season by means of conceivably a 5-staff title race, Male U executing horribly and a brand-conspicuous sunrise for England under Carsley.
Jon, London
On VAR and science
Rob, I actually savored your analysis about the mistake margins of VAR. Cogent reasoning and proper calculations!
As an analytical scientist myself, massaging for plenty of years by means of imaging contraptions, it was superb to read.
Yet, your controversy would only grasp if there was only one electronic camera. In sheath of plenty of web cams (which there are), all recording from plenty of angles (which they implement), also if they frames are exactly overlapping, super-resolution (in the spatial domain) will conceivably streamline resolution massively, as they attractiveness at unchanged place from unalike angles. Intrapolation in between frames based on trajectories will conceivably also streamline resolution massively (showed merely: if the sphere is in posture A on frame 1 and posture B on frame 2, it can only have relocated on a Newtonian trajectory from A to B, and not in as a quantum particle, appearing all over on the presentation in between frame 1 and frame 2. Same goes for number percents of footballers). Computationally and mathematically, this is unchanged procedure as the policemen utilises to read out enrollment plates of rapid relocating autos on low res web cams.
Now, if you contemplate that unalike web cams tick from rather unalike times, also by means of unchanged frame price, you can have perfected temporal resolution. (Web electronic camera 1 start to record at 0.00 s, electronic camera 2 at 0.01 s, also if both tick at 1/60s, they won’t have the valid same times. Web electronic camera 1 will conceivably record 0.00, 0.017, 0.034, … while electronic camera 2 will conceivably tick in in between: 0.01, 0.027, 0.044, …).
So basically, your veracity is MUCH more explained than 16 cm (or 30 cm), due to oversampling in both spatial and time domains (plenty of web cams) and intrapolations based on perfectly identified trajectories in between strategy times.
Still, VAR is shit and have to be scrapped, but not for the dearth of its veracity, instead for stupidness of its deployment.
András, Sweden
A stop-watch? Not so simples
Phil (I can have stealed that last queue) Liasides claims a shun-watch would inhibit the time spoilage but I actually think this would be watched in unchanged light as the Gold Purpose; makes sense on file but in truth would have the assorted affect.
There are plenty of notions in place that make it viable for refs to meal out card for time spoilage but we wear’t browse through them being not worn (against non-Tool kit groups at least). As well as rather not surprisingly. Assume of the noise if Villa are underestimated to 10 males since Martinez twice hits the porch for fifty percent a minute a sweet 5 secs after grabbing the sphere? United would be without Bruno after the tenth minute every game for inventing injuries. The notions merely aren’t being completely used or are for the first couple of video games of the season and after that forgotten about.
In a shun-watch predicament, once these points happen, the refs will conceivably just grasp their hands upwards and juncture to the watch letting everyone recognize “Don’t discourage, I’m attending add it on” and being all appreciative by means of themselves that their executing a superb job.
So just favor once the Gold Purpose was channeled in to administer auxiliary time more pummeling but actually grossed points more defensive, the shun-watch would actually maximize instances of the somber arts merely since it’s not just about spoilage time, it’s about disturbing the game.
When your protection it confiscating battering, wouldn’t you pick to have a player hit the porch so your staff can’t catch their breath and your kill your attackers momentum? Every chummy game will conceivably administer your public El Classico attractiveness cost-free surging, since if refs are loath to meal out cards once this playacting executes affect the clock, they’re sure as hell are not attending implement it if it doesn’t.
Unless you’re Tool kit, of course.
Massive D, Luxembourg
