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Southgate out, Lampard in? Kane was 'worse than Ronaldo' but England can win the whole thing

England duo Gareth Southgate and Harry Kane

Gareth Southgate and Harry Kane via Frank Lampard and Cristiano Ronaldo at Euro 2024.

One Mailboxer is ‘bring next England manager vibes’ from Frank Lampard as Gareth Southgate avails objection and acclaim. Plus, Harry Kane’s capability was ‘also worse’ than Cristiano Ronaldo’s, the 3 Lions can win Euro 2024 tinkering guidance that and extra post-Switzerland solution…

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Mmm, hats taste nice
Industry-tinker Gareth, exchange bloody tinker. You played that totally. Might have performed via a minuscule extra thrust in the place yet that was what we crucial. Pep, serenities, he got every individual in the arcade. Foden was nice, Bellingham slumped deep and got on the sphere, Saka did Saka points and we controlled a team that peeked so nice in previous galleries. The only time we peeked in exasperate was as soon as we sank earlier, we invited that aspiration yet hit earlier via a looker. Dabble guidance that and we can win the thing.

Southgate additionally possesses to snatch credit for those pens, each player peeked dedicated and patient.

What we with one voice neglect is that 95% of England at gatherings is unrelieved dirge, we dont traditionally create. Southgate now possesses 3 semis, a quarter and a last one his belt. He could not win it yet we have never ever before had it so nice.  If that’s Germany it a mythical pizzazz of bring via gatherings.
Tom, Probably he possesses a scheme after with one voice!

England are via
I don’t comprehend how it’s attending rotate out for England in the rest of this ceremony. Probably we’ll avail to the last, maybe we’ll win it. Probably we’ll avail weakened in our next arcade.

I’ve been obeying England because 1990. I’ve suffered some engrossing highs, and some ghostly lows.

We’ve merely won another quarter last, and this one on fines. I’m not joking as soon as I case that prior to 2018, I truthfully wondered if I’d ever before appointment England avail to another semi last after 96. I reckoned we’d never ever before win another shootout. I still don’t really feel I’ll appointment us win a ceremony in my spiritedness time.

Yet days gone by few years have provided me hope.

Yet adverse we’re tinkering, and however a agglomeration we could not guidance the manager’s flair of tinker (and of course, it could be much better), I merely want to say thanks to him for the memories. Yesteryear few gatherings have been a jaunt.
Phil, Manchester

Pre-match: so earlier to the worn institution “I don’t trust my defence also though it’s not been a apprehension”. Positives, no extra Foden out wide.

He could have waited 5 galleries, with one voice of qualifying and the temperate-ups to try it via fifty percent the team creepy via it, yet on paper it delivers sense if you want to require with one voice your preferred players. Heart goes out to Trent and Gordon. Zero pardons now Foden.

Side juncture, paying inquisitiveness to Lampard in the pre-match… I’m bring next England manager vibes. Would be an upgrade tbh. Odds, any individual?

First fifty percent:
Kick off directly earlier to caretaker, caretaker boots it long and off lol.

Saka in fact loathes being on the disowned, swapped via Trippier… So bye bye width. Comfortably presented as soon as Saka had the sphere via no one in front of him, and his male inside. Comfortably mow earlier inside. Rinse and case. Arghhhh!

Foden additionally relocated to the right side so every individual will conceivably be stopping in-team. Why god, why? There’s no liberty for with one voice of you.

Protection relocating the sphere so consistently, so as soon as there is liberty made, by the time it avails there it’s also late. Konsa doing well psyche.

Some attacks via prospective yet, so far totally nothing yet. A few nice detritus from Mainoo and Bellingham via a pair of driving runs each, Rice doing some detritus, yet does not guidance the sphere on the rotate at with one voice. Foden trying to implement something yet mostly ineffectual and deep. Necessitate Palmer on instead.

Saka and Trippier fantastic aesthetic attractions at sea in their integrating placements as soon as the Swiss have the sphere.

And also they fantastic aesthetic attractions perilous. Landed bulbous our disowned a few times currently. How’s that 6 male defence kneading, Gareth? Unanimously nice?

Saka last yet not least drives to the queue and puts a skimpy sphere in to… the foregone vacant liberty whereby our striker should be. And also then a few extra. Nice boy! I merely dream he’d not always want to come on to his disowned, he loses a 2nd of time to vanquished his male as soon as he supposes twice. He’s our key bugbear, yet again.

What is Kane? Why is Kane?

Classical England: times off on about 30m, within a few establishes and a miscontrol from Walker, it’s earlier to our caretaker lol

What is Walker? Why is Walker? Every time he avails the sphere he rotates earlier in team rather than sifting ahead.

On the totality, some bright moments and yet extra of unchanged crap from the usual suspects.

Second fifty percent thoughts:
A minuscule extra sound initially yet then readjusts to extra of unchanged.

Kane merely never ever before in position in the peril place. Never ever before. Negative. Endless passenger, merely gallivanting about, only picked up as soon as he intermittently fouls a individual.

They always fantastic aesthetic attractions perilous on the reprieve, merely doing not have a clinical minute.

They gain readjusts and then, without astound, they rating as Walker enables his male behind him (while trying to rugby tackle him). Fuck that man. Frankly, fuck Walker.

Last yet not least, Gareth delivers readjusts, via 12 mins disowned. After a minuscule infused energy, Saka last yet not least confers up trying to tinker in his lacking striker and ratings the belter he’s been qualified to as the only big bugbear. Nice boy! Chipping aspiration! Is that his first actual filmed in 4 and a fifty percent galleries?

Palmer sifting playful, as supposed, and dashing at his player. Tripper last yet not least off for an actual pelting player and… Postpone, that’s that amending in a disowned footed cross from the by-queue?! Of course, Mr Shaw! Seems last yet not least Bellingham is next to Rice.

Added part 1:
And also now we seem to be earlier to pedestrian football. A few bright moments from Palmer and a rushed from Eze. Nice filmed from Rice. Kane still doing Kane points, via added falling over. Most certainly Toney will conceivably come on in days gone by long as we tinker for fines.

I’m prompting to awe if I’ve misestimated Foden. He merely seems ineffectual, with one voice funky touches that lead no place.

Added part 2:
Kane takes on Southgate in days gone by bring subbed for Toney. Lolz, we took our key penalty taker off? Sure, he couldn’t rushed yet that’s not new. Is he dodging blame? Obscure.

Foden off for Trent? I didn’t picture him for pens. Shakira practically ratings from the times off.

Below goes pens then…

Faultlessly that was unusually painless. Great preserve from shouty. So we’re via! In as uninspiring a way as credible.

Recap:
Not a nice capability, innumerable of unchanged complications stick about as via with one voice previous galleries yet maybe… maybe it was a minuscule much better? In glitters? Zero, it was conceivably much better, merely still minuscule end item unlike other than a single engrossing individual minute. Mind you, via no striker, what implement we suppose. And also now Shaw is earlier so no extra Trippier on disowned. That’s a win.

Alike, next arcade we go in via about 5 weakness players on yellow cards so that should be enjoyable!
Badwolf

Protection to authority placements
Is it a social thing whereby the England captain is immune from objection?A deferential personality to authority? Why, how, did Kane proceed to be on the fete?

A realization also worse capability than Ronaldo yet no one amassed in touch with him out. Shearer suggested to it innumerable times yet merely didn’t have the courage to case it.

As for being replaced due to clattering into the dugout, he’d been rendering think to hobble about the fete for a while in advancement. He wasn’t harmed. He was loath of the reputational destruction if he missed. Simply guidance Mbappe preserving his brand name/picture the previous evening.

I’m basically festive for with one voice the English players that did solution up and rating as it offers no benefit for the media and “supporters” to gouge them aloof.
Eoin (specifically met for Saka) Ireland

Penalties
I sacked off Twitter a pair of years earlier because it was ruinous for my psychological wellness, yet I think that tonite it’s been full of users snagging time out from expressing joy Reform’s election ‘triumph’ to acclaim the penalty-snagging area of experiences of Bellingham, Saka, Toney and Trent?
Bill Handley, Gloucester

Now that millions of users have been able to beneficially Kickstart their hearts again, I have to ask this exasperate… does any individual basically gain fines?

It merely possesses that American “substructure of the nine, 2 out” artificially invented aggravation really feel to it, doesn’t it Probably the TV messengers guidance it yet I’m pretty sure devotees don’t guidance it and I comprehend the players hate it.

It merely seems so arbitrary and absurd. One team can overcome a arcade via possibility after possibility, whilst the unlike other side safeguards en masse and then squeaks via on fines. It doesn’t incentive the team mirroring exertion. In addition, players are drained after another 30 mins of tinkering and needless appointments contain to the exasperate. There should be much better ways to determine the arcade.

I have 3 pointers:
1. Counting the figure of caretaker touches (either merely hands or with one voice touches). This will conceivably mow down on those needless earlier establishes.
2. Edges won. I’ll confess that this could be “gamed” by staffs trying to rack up the digits yet at least the sphere is in the resistances fifty percent.
3. Shots on target. The looker of this proposition is that this documents is traditionally currently landed and via current technology, easy to realize.  Can you picture the thrill of the last 10 mins of a arcade (presupposing Ronaldo possesses retired by the time it’s enforced). Also goalkeepers can avail in on the enjoyable.

Or implement users in fact guidance husk up behind their couches biting their nails?
Adidasmufc (Substittuing players on merely for fines smacks of American Football area of area of experiences that I think no one desires to appointment)

Saka Remontada
Performs any individual wanna church bench Saka now?
MAW, LA Gooner (Was totally rooting against England – then Saka scored. Hilarious worn arcade.)

Southgate sorry?
Can the SouthgateOut brigade please  apologise or at the least closed up? He’s the most provable English manager ever before of the last 50 years. At what juncture implement you commencing to pay the man some heirloom?

Ian, LFC, Belgium

England are my 2nd team, and I always assistance them at big gatherings unless they tinker my residence side (which possesses taken place twice in my spiritedness time). So I adhere to them wonderfully closely, and because I’m not English, I ideally have a mild solution of objectivity about Gareth Southgate.

Unborn into this ceremony, with one voice the indications, and it doesn’t criterion to be supposed out again, meaned that Southgate possesses been a convenient manager, that possesses proved that via nice fortune in the draw he can snatch a team deep in a ceremony, yet not win one.

So users could seemingly suppose that England would underscore unchanged area of experiences under Southgate at Euro 2024 as they had in days gone by. Other than for one thing: nationwide team supervisors traditionally expand stagnant after a few gatherings. This takes place with one voice over the universe. Merely sported, Southgate had expanded stagnant, which is understandable in with one voice the tactical quandaries they’ve had in the ceremony.

Subsequently, in days gone by the ceremony I forecasted that England would be swatted out in the bulbous of 16. My first inaccuracy was in thinking they’d directed out up so a agglomeration nice blessing in prior gatherings that they wouldn’t avail a agglomeration this time about. Yet they enticed Slovakia, whereby it could most certainly have been the Netherlands, and wrecked via.

So I supposed England to lose to Switzerland in the quarterfinals, not because Southgate is a ghostly manager, yet because he’s had his odds and is past his prime.

Yet I was wrong again. Lo and behold, Southgate possesses reclaimed his mojo, not via any tactical nous, yet via the capability he’s always lugged, in male supervising, self-confidence machine, and team togetherness. Make no inaccuracy: those 5 genius English fines—and they were totally genius—only take place as soon as a team realises they can be winners. That’s Southgate’s doing.

So we’re earlier to whereby we were in days gone by the commencing of the ceremony. Southgate is a convenient manager that via nice fortune (yet another type bracket draw) can snatch a team deep into a ceremony yet not win one.

I merely hope I’m wrong about that last. Come on England!
Peter G, Pennsylvania, USA (international gatherings are the ideal)

4 Gatherings
3 Semi Finals

Picture what Colossal Sam would have performed…
Brian BRFC

Pickford & England
Congrats to England on blossoming to the semi-finals and well performed to your England #1, Jordan Pickford.  Never ever before ever before a question about him at the international level.  Never ever before will conceivably be.
TX Bill, EFC

The considerable Mo
Is there a possibility that Southgates merely about got this international supervising lark alot extra sifted than any of the citizens of the respected mail box?

We still fantastic aesthetic attractions unrelieved farce yet we additionally made the swiss fantastic aesthetic attractions unchanged.

In the immortal words of Josh Lynam, “weve got the considerable Mo, baby!”
TGWolf(Kane needs snagging out behind the outhouses)THFC

In-arcade solution…
So only 30mins into the England v Switzerland arcade and currently it’s understandable totally nothing possesses basically switched over. Sure Gareth possesses switched over the formation yet once again he’s picked his favourites and merely underscore-horned them into the mount.

Trippier and Walker are both finished at this level. Magical servants yet their control panel is performed. It’s neighboring on scoundrel mistake that the only basically disowned earlier that Gareth picked for the ceremony hasn’t played because 1993. He’s picked a right earlier and then only played him in midfield and he’s snagged the Premier League player of the season and merely bunged him out wide as soon as every individual can appointment that it delivers England also narrow and poor Phil will conceivably merely perpetuate to mow inside.

He merely hasn’t got the rocks to gain the readjusts nor the tactical clout to mount this engrossing team of players to intensification their hefty prospective. Not also sure what Gordon or Palmer criterion to implement to avail a arcade – it seems the extra and extra devotees clamor for their inclusion the extra Southgate merely doubles down via extra of unchanged. England fantastic aesthetic attractions laboured, predictable and one dimensional and it’s a agglomeration also icy and early (4.30am below in Brand name-new Zealand) to watch another England quarter last departure. Sorry daughters, I’m growling over and reverting to slumber.
Peter, Auckland.

I’m skeptical the firm to Kane, Bellingham and Foden tinkering far also close with each other is to tinker them closer with each other.

I’m equally skeptical the firm to the deficiency of width advanced by not tinkering a disowned earlier or disowned sided ahead is to tinker a right sided ahead.

In defence.

Yet, this should be much better than the Slovakia arcade as at least we aren’t mount to snatch ‘benefit’ of Foden on the disowned.

The Swiss are favourites because we’ve been so adverse yet I implement at least really feel guidance this formation could potentially job at least delicately for England, which the 433 requiring Foden could never ever before.

Let’s go daughters
Tim Sutton (oh God no Saka initiates on the right ffs)

My 18 month nephew and I slept off while watching the first fifty percent of England vs. Switzerland.

Harry Kane is guidance a violated clock. Mainoo and Saka ideal players along via Bellingham (except his dice to avail Schar yellow carded was scandalous).

WTF is England about? Horrid… Slow… Secured.
Anon

Have time of extra time. The juncture possesses elevated. Kane possesses lead in his boots. Are we saving him for fines? Since I remember his last big ceremony penalty. Plus Toney is a penalty taker.
Michael J

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